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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I used to have a tiger in my tank, does that count?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if they're allowing savory rodents into Michigan now, maybe Mike Huckabee can stop by for dinner

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

coyote ugly libel!!1!1!!!!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

C'mon folks, how else is Charlie Sheen supposed to legally obtain his tiger blood?

diogenez's avatar

Do all Libertarians look to Veruca Salt as a role model?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Came looking for reference to "sweet, lovable" badger... was not disappointed.

/ MI native / wants direct contact with WOLVERINES!

chascates's avatar

If this means you can toss Christians to them I'll start packing up my things here.

chascates's avatar

I hope your Grampa didn't reply to her: "Yeah, just like sticking my dick out the window and trying to fuck the world".

chascates's avatar

I love the Far Side where the one of the bears in the circus is pulling the muzzle off his face saying, "hey, these things just pop right off".

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in all fairness, it's not that difficult to own lions as it is. Atlanta will do so later this evening...

Chris Grrr's avatar

His policies aren't killing enough poorz quickly enough, so the Circle of Life had to be invoked.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Sharks with frickin' laser beams can't be too far off.