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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Compassionate Conservatism = Stool Softener

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Why spank my monkey and color me surprised,one who actually gets arrested for being a perv before he is elected Damn has anyone checked hell to see if it has frozen today

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bobbert's avatar

On the Wonk, you have to spell out "strike" and "/strike".

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bobbert's avatar

OFF(S)

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bobbert's avatar

I wonder if this guy is related to Pool Raft Fucking Man.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

he had matters well in hand

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

from the Gawker article:

"The three values that make up my stool of conservatism are faith, family and freedom," he says. "And I believe that many of the citizens of Saginaw share those same values."

his stool of conservatism- that sounds truly disgusting, I guess the guy is into coprophilia as well

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Haskins said he was drawn to criminal behavior for the “the thrill.”</i>

Which is really the only qualification he needs to be the perfect wingnut politico. Most of them are huge jack-offs anyway and that doesn't seem to hold them back.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I think this guy is actually <a href="http:\/\/imgick.mlive.com\/home\/mlive-media\/width620\/img\/saginawnews_impact\/photo\/15167150-mmmain.jpg" target="_blank">Private Pyle</a>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a grease monkey, as it were

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm guessing actor

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Don't be a stiff.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I upfist your "upfist".

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Some people have some odd ideas of how to enjoy time with Miss Michigan.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I will say this - he was a lot better looking when he was rubbing them out on steering wheels. Damn he looks like shit at 25.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What a jerk.

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