Jordan D. Haskins wants to be elected to the Michigan House of Representatives, but while he is now a born-again Christian, he readily admits that he'll have stiff competition and a hard time rubbing out his past sins. The 24-year-old candidate from Saginaw
Compassionate Conservatism = Stool Softener
Why spank my monkey and color me surprised,one who actually gets arrested for being a perv before he is elected Damn has anyone checked hell to see if it has frozen today
On the Wonk, you have to spell out &quot;strike&quot; and &quot;/strike&quot;.
I wonder if this guy is related to Pool Raft Fucking Man.
he had matters well in hand
from the Gawker article:
&quot;The three values that make up my stool of conservatism are faith, family and freedom,&quot; he says. &quot;And I believe that many of the citizens of Saginaw share those same values.&quot;
his stool of conservatism- that sounds truly disgusting, I guess the guy is into coprophilia as well
<i>Haskins said he was drawn to criminal behavior for the &ldquo;the thrill.&rdquo;</i>
Which is really the only qualification he needs to be the perfect wingnut politico. Most of them are huge jack-offs anyway and that doesn&#039;t seem to hold them back.
I think this guy is actually <a href="http:\/\/imgick.mlive.com\/home\/mlive-media\/width620\/img\/saginawnews_impact\/photo\/15167150-mmmain.jpg" target="_blank">Private Pyle</a>
a grease monkey, as it were
I&#039;m guessing actor
Don&#039;t be a stiff.
I upfist your &quot;upfist&quot;.
Some people have some odd ideas of how to enjoy time with Miss Michigan.
I will say this - he was a lot better looking when he was rubbing them out on steering wheels. Damn he looks like shit at 25.
What a jerk.