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Manny Bothans's avatar

As awesome as this is, the fact it wasn’t Matt and Meshawn Maddock repeatedly getting punched in the face does take some of the shine off of it for me.

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rocktonsam's avatar

Classy. These goofballs never disappoint.

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StarJamma's avatar

By the power vested in me and the Sword of Omens!!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

They seem nice

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Anna Rompage's avatar

Who knew that Sarah Moose Chili Palin would seem almost sane compared to the modern day GQP

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Professor Fate's avatar

“By the power invested in me.” What the heck? One wonders if she was going to say “for the honor of Greyskull” next. Lord so many crazy folks.

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StarJamma's avatar

Perhaps, but people like her were critical steps for the GOP to accelerate their devolvement into what it is now.

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

If the Republicans weren't the reliable "tax cuts for billionaires" party, they'd all be in jail right now.

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Anna Rompage's avatar

Holy hell, I guess when the lakes are no longer frozen enough to go ice fishing because of climate change, the conservatives turn to drunken bar fighting

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StarJamma's avatar

You'd think they were getting ready to fight Mumm-Ra or something.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, YOU'RE NOW MAN AND WHISKEY!

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

This seems very Palinesque

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whatwhomever's avatar

Sackett and Pehlis

Sac & Penis springs to mind almost immediately

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! …

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

BY the POWER vested in ME! You guys *hic* can't come to my party *sways* No more! No MORE. IT'S DONE! *hic*

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