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As awesome as this is, the fact it wasn’t Matt and Meshawn Maddock repeatedly getting punched in the face does take some of the shine off of it for me.

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Classy. These goofballs never disappoint.

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By the power vested in me and the Sword of Omens!!

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They seem nice

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Who knew that Sarah Moose Chili Palin would seem almost sane compared to the modern day GQP

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“By the power invested in me.” What the heck? One wonders if she was going to say “for the honor of Greyskull” next. Lord so many crazy folks.

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Perhaps, but people like her were critical steps for the GOP to accelerate their devolvement into what it is now.

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If the Republicans weren't the reliable "tax cuts for billionaires" party, they'd all be in jail right now.

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Holy hell, I guess when the lakes are no longer frozen enough to go ice fishing because of climate change, the conservatives turn to drunken bar fighting

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You'd think they were getting ready to fight Mumm-Ra or something.

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BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, YOU'RE NOW MAN AND WHISKEY!

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This seems very Palinesque

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Sackett and Pehlis

Sac & Penis springs to mind almost immediately

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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! …

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BY the POWER vested in ME! You guys *hic* can't come to my party *sways* No more! No MORE. IT'S DONE! *hic*

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