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Hopefully they're reviewing a repeal of rape insurance.

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I thought they came in binders.

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Just a little tone-deaf levity from the limited-government folks who make their coin by ramming their values down everybody's throats. One hopes they don't encounter that very scary word "vagina" as they read.

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The outreach continues apace. But no, <i>no</i>, the rubes could never vote for a filthy Democrat!

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<i>“...Republican Rep. Gail Haines ... gave some of us magazines to read and asked to take our photo with them,” Petallia said.</i>

Without her help these guys wouldn't have even made the effort to open a magazine.

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OT Judge just ruled that teh gheys could overrun Wisconsin and marry their dogs

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Should have stuck with the binders

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that's what happens when you hire Adam Carolla as your speech writer

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This seems to be the proper context in which to announce <a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/2014\/jun\/04\/lego-launch-female-scientists-series" target="_blank">another great leap forward for women's equality</a>.

Or maybe it's just another example of socialist feminazi trampling of men's inherent and sacred right to yadda yadda blarg blech. Give the MRAssholes a few days to take note, and we'll probably hear about this latest outrage.

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"Don't say we don't understand women."

Don't recall sayin' that, sir. Recall saying you seem to enjoy degrading women, treating them as second-class citizens, and condescending to women. But nothing about you not undersanding them.

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Sure, no problem, I won't say it. BECAUSE IT FUCKING DOESN'T NEED SAYING.

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Well thank goodness they weren't caught reading <i>Ebony</i> or <i>La Prensa.</i> Some jokes are just <i>not funny.</i>

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It's actually a "membership", so to speak, that comes with a free subscription.

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it's a trick question- there's only one way

TAX CUTS

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[Insert porn 'stache joke here.]

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"Reach around" + "cut" = bad combination

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