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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's what the billion dollars in PAC money is for - to sell Mitt to the rubes, just like they sell all the other crap that makes them rich.

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bobbert's avatar

Ah ha ha.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Some of his best friends own poors (or would, if only it were still legal.)

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Fartknocker's avatar

Last night the President paid for a television advertisement telling me about his proposed jobs bill and how he wanted to put 1 million Americans back to work, including police officers, firefighters, teachers and construction folks. Unfortunately the House of Representatives is jacking off on Eric Holder and has no concerns about the economy.

Any thoughts on the subject of employment of Americans Mr. Romney? These are the same nice people who will build and protect your car elevator, all of them educated by a teacher.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"...raking in more <strike>money</strike> speech in a single day than the median family of four earns in 148 years!"

Sounds better this way, I think.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"[T]he House of Representatives is jacking off on Eric Holder and has no concerns about the economy. "

Actually, they are very concerned. So concerned, in fact, that they're doing everything in their power to make sure it doesn't improve by November.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's what voter ID laws are for.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Replace one of Anne's Cadillacs?

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