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theblackdog's avatar

Come on, we know he was only making them buy copper so he could afford to buy his mistress a bracelet with stars and birds on it.

theblackdog's avatar

Trump's on the prowl for his next wife in a few years since he can't have Ivanka.

Historicat's avatar

Get with the times - Leadghazi!!!!1!

Lara's avatar

And then there's Ted Cruz, who wants to get rid of the "jackbooted thugs" at the EPA. And every Republican candidate who says that the first thing he'll do is get rid of the EPA because it's bad for business.

maman's avatar

True dat. But copper also has antibacterial properties which is why it has been used for coins and pipes... Turns out that I have such a head for knowing...

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

Lacks the coy playfulness of North Korean military marches.

Teto85's avatar

Send some water special from Flint just for him.

Zyxomma's avatar

I lasted 42 seconds. N-O-O-O-O-!!!11!!!!

Calli Arcale's avatar

It is currently 13.5F in Michigan; the solar still will freeze. :-/ (Actually, that sounds nice. I'm in Minnesota, and right now it just dropped below zero again.)

It might be simpler just to melt snow, except it doesn't look like they've gotten more than a couple of inches in Flint.

⚔ Devil's Food ⚔'s avatar

It's not Yellow Snow, I hope?

BadKitty904's avatar

Or good, ol'-fashioned selfishness.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Possibly. I think the only movie I've seen of hers was Mystic Pizza. I was just trying to get all the movies stars who have been in those warning of disaster flicks. Vapid was, perhaps, unnecessary, but years later I am still offended by the mere idea of that movie.I should also have referenced Jack Lemmon and Jane Fonda, I suppose.

BadKitty904's avatar

SO, Trump is running for the office of Dear Leader of North Korea?