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Come on, we know he was only making them buy copper so he could afford to buy his mistress a bracelet with stars and birds on it.

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Trump's on the prowl for his next wife in a few years since he can't have Ivanka.

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Get with the times - Leadghazi!!!!1!

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And then there's Ted Cruz, who wants to get rid of the "jackbooted thugs" at the EPA. And every Republican candidate who says that the first thing he'll do is get rid of the EPA because it's bad for business.

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True dat. But copper also has antibacterial properties which is why it has been used for coins and pipes... Turns out that I have such a head for knowing...

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Lacks the coy playfulness of North Korean military marches.

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Send some water special from Flint just for him.

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Chutzpah

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I lasted 42 seconds. N-O-O-O-O-!!!11!!!!

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Yah got me.

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It is currently 13.5F in Michigan; the solar still will freeze. :-/ (Actually, that sounds nice. I'm in Minnesota, and right now it just dropped below zero again.)

It might be simpler just to melt snow, except it doesn't look like they've gotten more than a couple of inches in Flint.

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It's not Yellow Snow, I hope?

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Or good, ol'-fashioned selfishness.

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Possibly. I think the only movie I've seen of hers was Mystic Pizza. I was just trying to get all the movies stars who have been in those warning of disaster flicks. Vapid was, perhaps, unnecessary, but years later I am still offended by the mere idea of that movie.I should also have referenced Jack Lemmon and Jane Fonda, I suppose.

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SO, Trump is running for the office of Dear Leader of North Korea?

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