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"Not tonight, I'm Tuckered out" said the goat.

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Yodelay-hee-hoo!

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Oh, for Fuck's sake, why did I get curious and follow Cally's link, after she had so selflessly volunteered to take that particular derp bullet for the rest of us?

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Yep, and Mickey's analysis proves (or almost proves) that Megyn is also totes in support of the ghey marriage, the abortion, the legalization of the marijuanas, the city of Chicago's privatization of the parking meters, and my complaint with the township against my neighbor for letting his goddammed dog poop in my yard.

And Fox as a whole feels exactly the same way because nobody has called Megyn and ignorant slut yet on the air.

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... you mean like talking shit about The President Of The United States proves how patriotic you are?

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Isn't that the RNC?

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Re: the pic at the top - if you can't find what I was looking for (by searching), how will searching help? Is this more Daily Crawler twisted logic?

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Oh,for fuck's sake, why did I get curious and hunt down Mickey Kaus' deleted column?

As to root causes, I couldn't tell you, but I'm sure it's related to why I often ask for clarifications of my neighbors/coworkers/acquaintances revelations only to determine "I really didn't need to know that."

To be fair it's probably also rooted in why I keep feeling compelled to comment here. Also too why I have the words "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattooed on my forehead.

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I just read it on the internet, so it must be true.

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Her and the rest of the Kausketeers.

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Mammals. Avians. Sooner or later you gotta pick a side.

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Piece of advice, don't hold your breathe until they do.

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(It seemed like a good idea at the time...)

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This is my first time reading anything on "Wonkette". Is this site less objective and even more biased than "The Huffington Post"?

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Yes, clearly.

Were you looking for the Both Sides Do It Blog?

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