Who made John Boehner our chain-smokin' Orange Overseer? Crusty, rich white people who don't use deodorant and have cabbage breath, according to a new and probably unnecessary study! It's sort of silly that old people voted for all these deranged weirdos who want to make Medicare and probably even bingo night illegal, because without these two things old people will shrivel up and die like sad snails trapped in a giant jar of salt. Meanwhile, landline phones
<i> &ldquo;read and re-read the U.S. Constitution.&rdquo; </i>
Except for the preamble, article 1 section 8, article 6, amendments 4 thru 9, 16, and scribble the word &quot;corporation&quot; into the 14th anywhere you think it&#039;ll fit.
I think Nate is reading the numbers all wrong. Most of those searches were actually for &quot;Bristol Palin&quot; and &quot;mysterious weight gain&quot;.
I think increased information about Sarah Palin, obtained via Google or otherwise, is a guarantee that she will never be elected as President and possibly as anything else.
Off topic (for today) but I had a horrifying realization this morning: If TSA scanners can&#039;t detect anything in body cavities, is there any reason our heftier citizens couldn&#039;t tape a bomb to the undersides of their <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Panniculus" target="_blank">panniculi</a>? One would only need a Grade 2.
Hard to say. Present on Wonkette -&gt; no, not a republican, especially an ancient one. Autoerotically asphyxiating with antique device-&gt; likely republican. Correctly spelling both autoerotically and asphyxiating -&gt; possibly republican but definitely not a tea partier. How do you feel about the Second Amendment and barely pubescent boys?
&quot;...tethered banana phones from the Stone Age...&quot; Thank you Raffi!
That&#039;s some funny stuff, Riley! Almost makes me forget Julie.
Almost.
Meanwhile, the landlines do seem to not cause quite so much brain cancer (why leave it to chance? Stick that receiver in your ear full time!).
Let us bear in mind that historically, a well-rounded woman with an incipient panniculus was a thing of beauty.
<i> &ldquo;read and re-read the U.S. Constitution.&rdquo; </i>
Except for the preamble, article 1 section 8, article 6, amendments 4 thru 9, 16, and scribble the word &quot;corporation&quot; into the 14th anywhere you think it&#039;ll fit.
I think Nate is reading the numbers all wrong. Most of those searches were actually for &quot;Bristol Palin&quot; and &quot;mysterious weight gain&quot;.
I think increased information about Sarah Palin, obtained via Google or otherwise, is a guarantee that she will never be elected as President and possibly as anything else.
Why read the constitution when you write your own just like it says we can in the constitution.
Off topic (for today) but I had a horrifying realization this morning: If TSA scanners can&#039;t detect anything in body cavities, is there any reason our heftier citizens couldn&#039;t tape a bomb to the undersides of their <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Panniculus" target="_blank">panniculi</a>? One would only need a Grade 2.
Hard to say. Present on Wonkette -&gt; no, not a republican, especially an ancient one. Autoerotically asphyxiating with antique device-&gt; likely republican. Correctly spelling both autoerotically and asphyxiating -&gt; possibly republican but definitely not a tea partier. How do you feel about the Second Amendment and barely pubescent boys?
I just threw up a little in my mouth...but in a humorous way. Would they allow Mr. Creosote on a plane?
Or red headed lesbians - I just made that up, really.
Just a simple reminder...many of us said the same thing about Reagan back in the day.