Fashionable American daughters of the revolution, do you covet accessories that will please God and the Invisible Hand? Are your crucifix pendants and American flag pins not enough? Then maybe you should pick up a pair of these beautiful, sterling-silver tea bag dingle-dangle earrings and a matching pin, Made in the USA by the metallurgists at
There's money to be made off these folks. I can't decide between marketing a giant tea bag-shaped purse for ladies or a tea bag-shaped wallet for men.
Now hold on a cotton picking minute..."Sterling" silver. Isn't that some kind of British measurement of weight/sparkle/price? British? Didn't we throw those asseholes into the Gulf or Boston Bay?
Added bonus, if you put them right in your ears, you can't hear the Demoncrats. Or your smoke detector, but what's more important?
There's money to be made off these folks. I can't decide between marketing a giant tea bag-shaped purse for ladies or a tea bag-shaped wallet for men.
Mine will be made all out of used tea bags, BTW.
Still not as desirable as the hard-to-find Palin used undergarments but a step above earrings made from Ted Nugent's fired shell casings.
Now hold on a cotton picking minute..."Sterling" silver. Isn't that some kind of British measurement of weight/sparkle/price? British? Didn't we throw those asseholes into the Gulf or Boston Bay?