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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Funny, I don't remember you at all.<br /><br />---

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<i>“I think it's a weird question,” said Jared Johnsen, <b>endowed</b> LDS Church member. "</i>

Wait, what?

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102415's avatar

I'm going with "So...?"

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Aww! I wish you could have come. The wee little margaritas were tasty. We did good. $10k. But no Spankything showed up although I invited it. Her husband must have insisted she paint the garage, mow the lawn and steal Obama signs from the neighbors being it was Saturday.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Silly not-first lady...emotions don't hurt if you're incapable of feeling emotions.

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Remember the trolls we used to attract? There were giants in those days. This new generation of trolls is just so much weak spunk.

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One more time for all you NYC Wonkers. Please come to my party this damp afternoon at a great Mexican restaurant and if you give me the Wonkette secret handshake I'll get you a drink. I'll be the only old bat there. It starts at 3 and ends at 6. Check my comment stream back about three spaces for the addy. Or answer here.

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bobbert's avatar

Srsly? Anything? I need assurance of this, because Amazon is such an asshole.

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bobbert's avatar

HEY!! Regarding (1) and (3) well, yeah, I shouldn't run for Senate.

Regarding (2), fuck the former governor of my native state with a chainsaw of votes.

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, kill the Asian carp with almost anything.

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bobbert's avatar

Nope. Whatever name the Brathaus is using these days.

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I hate to tell you this, because they are decent brats, but Johnsonville is a Koch company.

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Mmm, also, brandy.

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As far as I can recall, I always regarded him as a piece of shit. But, I'll admit, I haven't lived in WI since 1969, so I wasn't always paying close attention.

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Just the tip?

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