Welcome to all of the Wonkers with nothing else to do on a Friday night! Whether you're here because you have small children, or because you are a shut-in, or because you haven't yet figured out how to reprogram your court-ordered ankle bracelet, we bid you welcome! Tonight's debate features a titanic political standoff between two candidates that we know virtual NOTHING about, but thankfully, that is no longer a deterrent to being a pundit or even a candidate in our modern Republic! It's like some
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<i>&ldquo;I think it&#039;s a weird question,&rdquo; said Jared Johnsen, <b>endowed</b> LDS Church member. &quot;</i>
I&#039;m going with &quot;So...?&quot;
Aww! I wish you could have come. The wee little margaritas were tasty. We did good. $10k. But no Spankything showed up although I invited it. Her husband must have insisted she paint the garage, mow the lawn and steal Obama signs from the neighbors being it was Saturday.
Silly not-first lady...emotions don&#039;t hurt if you&#039;re incapable of feeling emotions.
Remember the trolls we used to attract? There were giants in those days. This new generation of trolls is just so much weak spunk.
One more time for all you NYC Wonkers. Please come to my party this damp afternoon at a great Mexican restaurant and if you give me the Wonkette secret handshake I&#039;ll get you a drink. I&#039;ll be the only old bat there. It starts at 3 and ends at 6. Check my comment stream back about three spaces for the addy. Or answer here.
Srsly? Anything? I need assurance of this, because Amazon is such an asshole.
HEY!! Regarding (1) and (3) well, yeah, I shouldn&#039;t run for Senate.
Regarding (2), fuck the former governor of my native state with a chainsaw of votes.
Actually, kill the Asian carp with almost anything.
Nope. Whatever name the Brathaus is using these days.
I hate to tell you this, because they are decent brats, but Johnsonville is a Koch company.
Mmm, also, brandy.
As far as I can recall, I always regarded him as a piece of shit. But, I&#039;ll admit, I haven&#039;t lived in WI since 1969, so I wasn&#039;t always paying close attention.
Just the tip?