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Dumb Bunny.

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So, Carlson did not manfully handle the situation himself but got one of his peeps to do it for him. Love to see dweebs self-owning.

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We don't want him. Like we don't want that crazy Bachelor guy.

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This whole story sounds like something you'd hear from the asshole down at the end of the bar ...

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Yeah, total bullshit. Unless of course, tuckie was the little toadie for some hulking bully.I can take one look at a limp rag like tucker, and see he's never had to defend himself. Even as a callow pre teen, he definitely had the family 'help' bail him out.

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Yes in the 80s it was illegal to ask another man to have sex. It was soliciting for a crime against nature. That arrest was probably life-changing for that guy unless he was similarly white guy upper class and had the charges dropped.

Calling security because a peer asked you for sexy times should be seen in retrospect as itself a hateful act, regardless of the assault.

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Not trying to pile on but that would make him a WAP? Well at least one of the letters. . .

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I think it's the sort of story Tucker came up with to respond to inquiries about his sexuality since he's such a dandy. He's probably been mistaken for gay many times to the point where he comes up with this fantasy story he can tell people to show them how totally not gay he is.

I've seen this before with guys who have received the "I thought you were gay" comment, where they come up with a violent fantasy in response, which is always a fantasy because often what they come up with would have gotten them arrested/fired/expelled.

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Tucker looks like the kind of guy who'd beat up his own grandma. In fact, we can't be totally sure he hasn't.

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Carlson is a very silly man.

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Hmmmmmm........... very telling eh?

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I just cannot imagine Tucker beating up anybody...... beating off somebody maybe........

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I think of this story every time I hear his name or see his face. It is so central to who he is. Also, as a gay man who uses parks a lot, walks a ton, doesn't have a car, and is 66, so use every kind of pubilc restroom in the country, I have never once walked in on gay sex or been propositioned in a bathroom. I don't think this is because I'm not as pretty as Tucker, but because, I truly don't want to walk in on gay sex, or be propositioned in a public restroom. Just not my thing. So Im always fascinated by guys who have been oppressed by this sort of problem. Even my own brother, during college, would quite literally complain to me, "I go to that same bathroom every single day at exactly the same time, and unbelievably, it never changes, each time, there are always guys going at it." It would have given away so much of the fun of he has in life for me to have suggested he go to another bathroom, or try another time.

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I really, really loved Tony Millionaire's Maakies. Hilarious comic, often pirate-themed, and included one of my favorite characters, Drinky Crow. There was a fun column called Inconspicuous Consumption for a while. But yes, mostly Russ Smith's right wing drivel.

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Projection is the GOP's favorite past time. Remember when they used to call everybody a "cuck" until it turned out that both Roger Stone and Jerry Falwell Jr. were both cucks? They love watching their wives get boned by men of color. KINKY!!!!!!

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Tucker's a total closet case.

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