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Rainbow Dash has all the best friends.

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I'll bring the red sauce!

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Subway! Eat fresh!

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The Alex Jones show. Brought to you by Subway! Eat fresh!

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If it's a fantasy

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Um. What?

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Umhmmm... an interesting theory about Putin, when you contrast such commentary with the FACT that Putin for many years owned a controlling interest in a nightclub super close to FSB headquarters where very young women were known to go in the front door and never emerge again(at least not while standing and breathing).

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He sounds like a sociopath

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If he's ever interviewed by Law Enforcement

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I always knew Jared of Subway Ads was creepy. Something in his expression. Wasn't surprised when he was caught w/ Child porn on his computer.

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They obsess over the oddest of the odd, and not one of their cultists bats an eye. Amazing.

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So he has no testicles and he wears children's shorts, er...ah, shirts...WTF?

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Or being, er, visited by a large Russian mafia dude, and, er, enjoying it.

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So welcome!

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Yes, and though there were a shit-ton of empty pizza boxes down there, we found no evidence of him running a sex dungeon in the basement. Almost the exact opposite, actually. Seems as if there's been no sex anywhere in his house for quite some time. Previous owner, probably.

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Evil R2-D2?

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