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451 Byrnes's avatar

Rainbow Dash has all the best friends.

451 Byrnes's avatar

I'll bring the red sauce!

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The Alex Jones show. Brought to you by Subway! Eat fresh!

Lorindel Ó Loingsigh's avatar

Umhmmm... an interesting theory about Putin, when you contrast such commentary with the FACT that Putin for many years owned a controlling interest in a nightclub super close to FSB headquarters where very young women were known to go in the front door and never emerge again(at least not while standing and breathing).

Moar Wordz's avatar

He sounds like a sociopath

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If he's ever interviewed by Law Enforcement

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I always knew Jared of Subway Ads was creepy. Something in his expression. Wasn't surprised when he was caught w/ Child porn on his computer.

SDGeoff3's avatar

They obsess over the oddest of the odd, and not one of their cultists bats an eye. Amazing.

SDGeoff3's avatar

So he has no testicles and he wears children's shorts, er...ah, shirts...WTF?

Cat Cafe's avatar

Or being, er, visited by a large Russian mafia dude, and, er, enjoying it.

Relativicus's avatar

Yes, and though there were a shit-ton of empty pizza boxes down there, we found no evidence of him running a sex dungeon in the basement. Almost the exact opposite, actually. Seems as if there's been no sex anywhere in his house for quite some time. Previous owner, probably.