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wavicles's avatar

Fuck it, I'll try:From now on I want everyone, when they think of me as someone they dont know, so they shouldn't just give me money or their house n'stuff. I want them to think of me as someone that they SHOULD give stuff to.

Now I'll just wait, right?

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Smibo's avatar

Not sure what that's called but, you know, it is what it is.

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wavicles's avatar

And a lot of sittin' around, cleanin' ticks'n such off your friends.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, Robyn.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

It is too late, Rich. You already sound just like the fucker.YOU ARE DOOMED. Enjoy your downside!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wasn't she doing go fund me for her legal fund too?

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JAWs's avatar

The “pivot,” which he didn’t even announce from his bed, comes on the heels of the firing of Anthony Scaramucci, whom Cernovich loves very much, on account of how they are both jerks. Jerk solidarity!

Um...but isn't Trump an obnoxious vulgar jerk too?

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

LOL - nobody 'slashed' that big chunk out of those pitted-ass tyres...Twitter is right, judging by those scrape marks and the state of her hubcaps, somebody isn't doing their routine car maintenance and is also a TERRIBLE parallel parker. :PSpeaking of, I really need to buy a new spare, thanks for the reminder Looney!

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JAWs's avatar

Another confusing aspect is the bio Robyn laid out:

This “pivot” isn’t actually that surprising, frankly. Cernovich’s habit has traditionally been to glom onto various movements where he can make a name for himself as an asshole who says outlandish things. He started out as a “Manosphere” guy, moved on to being the “Based Lawyer” of “Gamergate” as soon as he realized there was a market there (though he had made fun of it at first), and then turned into a Trump Guy.

So he's straight Milo Yiannopoulos then?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

stop giving them ideas :(

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JAWs's avatar

The D-list lowered it's minimum requirements standards?

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gingerwentworth's avatar

Mike, I'll always think of you as the sacred serum guy. GW

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JAWs's avatar

"Gorilla's" pivot a lot. That's good zoological study you won't get at them fancy ibtard book-learning places.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

My apologies, but I don't have time to read down before posting:

Pivot on this, Cernovich (hey, mikey, he likes it!).

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Drunken Interlocutor's avatar

He has no idea what Game Theory is...which is the least of his numerous shortcomings.

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