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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Oh having Lucy spill food all over him at the Brown Derby.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Is that like "bangers and mash?"

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

I am repulsed and fascinated by this little tidbit.

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Squeegee's avatar

I'm just repulsed by Thiel there is no fascination there for me at all.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

$1000? Not gonna be the best quality of either if you split it between the two.

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Little Mikey only wishes he had the class of Bender

btw, why does Little Mikey need to raise funds for this from his incredibly gullible fanboys??? doesn't he claim to be a highly successful attorney and author???

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Sons of Ares's avatar

I don't understand. I have a blog and a thesaurus so I can use plenty of big words and Vanity Fair isn't interviewing me.

Do they have something against men with *both* testicles?

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Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

I hadn't realized that "Mimaw's couch pink" was an approved alpha male color for powerpoint slides. Learn something new every day.

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motmelere's avatar

Oh, that's supposed to be an eye in the logo. Considering who it represents, can you blame me for seeing a shanker-riddled penis at first?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

We all better! Unfortunately, dickweed Peter Thiel could outbid us.

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Mr Canoehead/M TΓͺte-CanoΓ«'s avatar

The idea was that it was so attractive that you'd have to learn karate to defend yourself against the women who would be irresistibly attracted to you. So, the Axe Body Spray commercials of their day.

EDIT: Apologies to Riley Whodat Venable below.

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Mr Canoehead/M TΓͺte-CanoΓ«'s avatar

I read that, back in the day, CBS turned down the original Star Trek because "we already have a space show": namely, Lost In Space.

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Mr Canoehead/M TΓͺte-CanoΓ«'s avatar

Which is why we love you, Wonkette. Your pap is the most offensive and nocuous. In a good way.

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Lily412's avatar

You forgot to mention Cernovich's momentous speech at the University of Florida...where he was protested and no one was in the audience.

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Squeegee's avatar

I still remember all the old commentators on Gawker like Bookishlookish and so on wonder what came of them

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