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He forgot Gunt.

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Actually, the SBC was much more "liberal" (for the SBC, that is) in the early '70's than it is today. The SBC was taken over by the Moral Majority in 1980. It made the subservience of women part of its' official doctrine in the 1980's.

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“There are no ROMANrecords in the court of Pontius Pilate of a man namedJesus Christ who was convicted,,tortured,,and put to death for hiscrime,,,GUESS WHAT HE IS STILL DEAD,,, Reason why conditioning minorchildren into and superstitious/religious belief should be a felony. It ischild abuse and destroys ability to think critically for life.

now God is the imaginaryfriend that no one has ever seen”

Why don’t you invite them BOTH over for dinner nextweekend there are a few questions I would like to ask them,,,,should I were aTIE?

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(sound of eyeballs hitting floor)

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Not claiming those were official either, mind you, but someone took some trouble.

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... if Condi and Colin were in a position to advise and/or persuade Chimpy to do the right thing, was was their excuse? Or were they there just to provide the colour commentary?

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... cinnamon racist bagels for everybody!

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... the KKK is always hiring. Or so I've heard.

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... from the looks of him, no. Illustrate it?... possibly.

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... I'm reminded of this:

Wolf Blitzed: (interviewing a survivor after a natural disaster) You have to give thanks to God (that you survived), don't you? Survivor: Actually... I'm an atheist. Wolf: ah... ummm... err...

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Hey guess what, there's no Roman record of Pontius Pilate either yet everyone agrees the guy existed. And believing that Jesus didn't exist puts one in the same level as Creationists and scientists that deny Climate change. That is, pretty much no-one that has actually studied this stuff and is recognized as an authority agrees with them.

The movie Zietgiest is the thing that should be banned, as its the thing that started the complete waste of time of "Jesus didn't exist and was Mithras/Osiris/etc" while providing zero proof and has spawned a bunch of fanatical devotees of the Cult of Nojesus who will simply refuse to listen to anything that contradicts them.

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... "one of these things is not like the others."

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... the gun is there, on the pillow in case there's an urge to perform fellatio.

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... would that make her the Alaskan Floezy?

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... and memorable. For all the wrong reasons.

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... oh, and it was perfect as always Callyson - there are doubtless pics and vids of it (it really happened!) all over the net, but a really fine cartoon distills it to the essence. Just wanted to mention that, up (or down) thread... so, thanks!

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