Mike Huckabee, a man so unpleasant that dogs will commit suicide to avoid being dragged home to meet him, has been looking for a way he can distinguish himself as this election cycle’s go-to moral scold.
Mike, Mike, MIke - ya just can't get on stage with the "Nuge" playing pussy songs and then get on Ms. B's case. That's some serious flip-flopping ya got going on there. Why you probably got the Mittster all jealous with that level of zig-zag.
Trouble, oh we got trouble, Right here in River City! With a capital "T" That rhymes with "P" And that stands for Prostitute
Oh, Gary, I love you. This is so perfect. (and fuck you, Rev. Huck)
He isn't.
Ooh! Then we can watch <i>Pink Flamingos</i> and drink period-appropriate cocktails. John Waters is the best.
I&#039;m allergic to the stuff, and I couldn&#039;t stomach it even before it turned on me. Spinach, though, I am all about.
I refer you back to my previous confusion: 2016&#039;s &quot;Most Punchable Face&quot; competition is already very tight.
&quot;I shook hands with Pat Boone one time and my whole right side sobered up.&quot; --Dean Martin.
Je souhaite que je &eacute;tais Beyonce.
Enough cheese and I can eat anything. Except brussel sprouts. Or Huckabee.
He&#039;s a good candidate for psychiatric treatment.
Mike, Mike, MIke - ya just can&#039;t get on stage with the &quot;Nuge&quot; playing pussy songs and then get on Ms. B&#039;s case. That&#039;s some serious flip-flopping ya got going on there. Why you probably got the Mittster all jealous with that level of zig-zag.
Trouble, oh we got trouble, Right here in River City! With a capital &quot;T&quot; That rhymes with &quot;P&quot; And that stands for Prostitute
Col. Huckabee was also under the staircase, with a strawberry shortcake
How in fucking hell did the United States in the 21st century descend to the level where religious idiots are able to command so much attention?
Two thousand years of rank hypocrisy?
But, it involves Huckabee, so very, very difficult indeed.
Well, there&#039;s sure as shit no way he&#039;d ever get my vote for dogcatcher as long as his son&#039;s alive.