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Oh, Gary, I love you. This is so perfect. (and fuck you, Rev. Huck)

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He isn't.

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Ooh! Then we can watch <i>Pink Flamingos</i> and drink period-appropriate cocktails. John Waters is the best.

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I'm allergic to the stuff, and I couldn't stomach it even before it turned on me. Spinach, though, I am all about.

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I refer you back to my previous confusion: 2016's "Most Punchable Face" competition is already very tight.

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"I shook hands with Pat Boone one time and my whole right side sobered up." --Dean Martin.

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Je souhaite que je étais Beyonce.

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Enough cheese and I can eat anything. Except brussel sprouts. Or Huckabee.

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He's a good candidate for psychiatric treatment.

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Mike, Mike, MIke - ya just can't get on stage with the "Nuge" playing pussy songs and then get on Ms. B's case. That's some serious flip-flopping ya got going on there. Why you probably got the Mittster all jealous with that level of zig-zag.

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Trouble, oh we got trouble, Right here in River City! With a capital "T" That rhymes with "P" And that stands for Prostitute

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Col. Huckabee was also under the staircase, with a strawberry shortcake

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How in fucking hell did the United States in the 21st century descend to the level where religious idiots are able to command so much attention?

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Two thousand years of rank hypocrisy?

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But, it involves Huckabee, so very, very difficult indeed.

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Well, there's sure as shit no way he'd ever get my vote for dogcatcher as long as his son's alive.

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