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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I reserve judgement on Jade Helm 15 until The Nuge weighs in.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Water from the Red Sea can cure illness. If the illness is dehydration.

SullivanSt's avatar

But it'll be all fun and games until then.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Not intended to be a factual statement

Kakkeltje's avatar

"Gold, Guns, Grifts and Crazy", sounds like a more fitting title

OneYieldRegular's avatar

St. Peter is going to bust a gut when Mike Huckabee arrives expecting to go to heaven.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Considering the fact that Obama has had to defend his mother's decision to move to Indonesia (and her choice of sex partners), and Hillary is having to defend shit her husband did; I think it's fair that Huck should defend shit he actually did.

SullivanSt's avatar

I said until. You know, like your mother almost told you: "It's all fun and games until someone loses a foot".

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Raj's dog is kinda an asshole

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

But you'll be blind and haven't had nerves that work in months, so you won't even notice

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

"Vertical stripes are slimming."

Another false fact from Huckleberry's past.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

With enough breading it would

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Is it homeopathic? I do so hope it is homeopathic.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Grits, gravy and cinnamon - God's Inerrant Cure for Cancer, Diabetes, Boils and What Have You.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

β€œYou know, I don’t have to defend everything that I’ve ever done.”

Albatross!