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*golf clap*

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I reserve judgement on Jade Helm 15 until The Nuge weighs in.

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Water from the Red Sea can cure illness. If the illness is dehydration.

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But it'll be all fun and games until then.

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Not intended to be a factual statement

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"Gold, Guns, Grifts and Crazy", sounds like a more fitting title

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St. Peter is going to bust a gut when Mike Huckabee arrives expecting to go to heaven.

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Considering the fact that Obama has had to defend his mother's decision to move to Indonesia (and her choice of sex partners), and Hillary is having to defend shit her husband did; I think it's fair that Huck should defend shit he actually did.

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I said until. You know, like your mother almost told you: "It's all fun and games until someone loses a foot".

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Raj's dog is kinda an asshole

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But you'll be blind and haven't had nerves that work in months, so you won't even notice

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"Vertical stripes are slimming."

Another false fact from Huckleberry's past.

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With enough breading it would

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Is it homeopathic? I do so hope it is homeopathic.

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Grits, gravy and cinnamon - God's Inerrant Cure for Cancer, Diabetes, Boils and What Have You.

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“You know, I don’t have to defend everything that I’ve ever done.”

Albatross!

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