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Bezoar's avatar

That's funny, <i>and</i> disrespectful. Good job! I recently learned that the group Nine-inch Nails isn't a Christian rock band.

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bobbert's avatar

Neither did he.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Lurve that midwestern humor. No corn(cob) jokes?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

But... It's the misfortune of others! That's the only thing rightwingers find funny!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

99% of the Jesusy, "holy" crap these snake-handling hillbillies come up with sucks the stained glass right out of the windows.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

"The title of Chapter 10 of Huckabee’s book, God, Guns, Grits and Gravy, is (and we are not kidding): “Bend Over and Take It Like A Prisoner!”

You see, when you believe you have God on your side you can pretty much say anything because all of your thoughts and actions are inspired by God. This is obviously an expression that goes back to his earliest years. It does surprise me because I never would have thought Huck' had any Catholic in his background.

(Yeah I know, I wrote it and even I'm groaning.)

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is my list of things not to do if I ever run for office. Never eat with cameras around. (See Bachman(s) with corndog) Never dance with cameras around. (See GWB) The latest… Never joke about rape. (See every other republican male and female)

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

If Huckabee were a legitimate Candidate, we'd have a way to shut that whole thing down.

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SpideySenser's avatar

“Jay-Z is a very shrewd businessman, but I wonder: Does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object?” Huck, are ya serious? It would appear that Ms. Beyonce is quite capable of making her own professional decisions.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I await this years <a href="http:\/\/governing.typepad.com\/photos\/uncategorized\/2007\/12\/13\/hucks.jpg" target="_blank">Xmas Card from the Huckabees</a>.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

CHAPTER 11: Watch your Drink Closely Around the Coz.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Tell us the truth. That pic isn't Photoshopped at all, is it?

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marxalot's avatar

Oh, Gary Hart. We hardly understood what the fuck ye thought ye were doing.

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