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bobbert's avatar

Wait. LettucePrey, is that still you?

bobbert's avatar

Double-double with onions and a choc shake, thanks. And I've never, even now, looked at the wrapping paper. I assume there are Bible verses on the wrapper because I've read about it. When I get the burger, the only thing that generally registers is "get in ma belly". If bible verses on the wrapper makes them feel good, fuck it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

completely different special sauce...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dear Mr Huckabee, people disagreeing with your views is not "vitriolic assault". In fact, people choosing to exercise their right not to eat at this establishment isn't either. THIS is assault and it comes courtesy of your team... <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/23/masked-men-...">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Damn...they're pulling down my comments almost before I can finish them. I don't understand, I'm praising them with bible verse, bless their hearts.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, the majority of the negative posts were over the fact that the Rainbow Oreo was fictional. I haven't seen so many people proclaiming "I would eat that!" since... err... well, it's been a long time.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's takes care of the ones they fail to put into insulin shock.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cousin Cletus: ' "Hey, why's there <i>glitter</i> on this here fried chicken?"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's why you're not a chicken-hucking billionaire.

Then again, I never saw how coffee with steamed milk = $5, so here I am.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wasn't there a mass shooting at an Oakland Bibble school a while back? Plenty of Jeebusy stuff being taught there, but somehow it didn't help.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"...we are married to our first wives."

Who said that - the founder of this chicken outfit or (r)Money's grandparents?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

A rebuttal: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kJ8quYNFQE">http://www.youtube.com/watc... (not really)

I do love their food, though.

chascates's avatar

More likely a hairball I think. How is Mr. Lizzie?

TundraGrifter's avatar

MB: I, too, am much more interested in what's inside the good wrapper than what is printed on it.