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::<i>pouring out a morning Irish coffee</i>::

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I thought that today, I was like, yeah, these women are out of control with all their raping. You know how many times I have ever worried about being forced into sex with a women? Yeah, exactly, I think I have actually had sex with women who said 'you probably shouldn't have sex with me' , that's how selective us men can be. But, sure, women just can't control themselves, let's go with that argument.

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I have heard that the gays will even trick straight men into having their dicks sucked. Is this true? ( and where, exactly, asking for a friend)

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It's not that men can't control our dingo, cuz we can. It's just that we are such good judges of what women want(sex) that we sometimes know women want sex before their rainbow and pony-filled brains do. Nailed it!

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<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iB9cj38WeCY" target="_blank">Fuckabees.</a>

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I'm trying to figure out how Republicans keep getting on this "contraception...BAD!" kick every few months. This and rape. Who the hell do they think this is going to win over?

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Think he's got the equipment to do that?

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Spot Rte 4008. Grrrrowwrrrr!!

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<i>Layer, she said, but we only had chocolate. <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Mr42K7BN44U" target="_blank">I did but I don't any more</a>.</i>

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In the last band I was in, the bass player had a Ron Paul sticker stuck to his instrument...and yes, he was a dick.

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I hear they're going with MLK and Mandela.

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So, any women out there feeling especially Democratic tonight?

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That picture. . . is that one of those Wonket drinkie things I've heard about?

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Tell me more, tell me more.

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Given the Wonketeer readership, you know somebody's gonna want pics (or GTFO)

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Hidden cameras for the...um...caucus meetings? Sir, I like the cut of your jib.

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