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Jared James's avatar

::<i>pouring out a morning Irish coffee</i>::

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I thought that today, I was like, yeah, these women are out of control with all their raping. You know how many times I have ever worried about being forced into sex with a women? Yeah, exactly, I think I have actually had sex with women who said 'you probably shouldn't have sex with me' , that's how selective us men can be. But, sure, women just can't control themselves, let's go with that argument.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I have heard that the gays will even trick straight men into having their dicks sucked. Is this true? ( and where, exactly, asking for a friend)

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It's not that men can't control our dingo, cuz we can. It's just that we are such good judges of what women want(sex) that we sometimes know women want sex before their rainbow and pony-filled brains do. Nailed it!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iB9cj38WeCY" target="_blank">Fuckabees.</a>

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm trying to figure out how Republicans keep getting on this "contraception...BAD!" kick every few months. This and rape. Who the hell do they think this is going to win over?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Think he's got the equipment to do that?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Spot Rte 4008. Grrrrowwrrrr!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Layer, she said, but we only had chocolate. <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Mr42K7BN44U" target="_blank">I did but I don't any more</a>.</i>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

In the last band I was in, the bass player had a Ron Paul sticker stuck to his instrument...and yes, he was a dick.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I hear they're going with MLK and Mandela.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

So, any women out there feeling especially Democratic tonight?

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

That picture. . . is that one of those Wonket drinkie things I've heard about?

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schmannity's avatar

Tell me more, tell me more.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Given the Wonketeer readership, you know somebody's gonna want pics (or GTFO)

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hidden cameras for the...um...caucus meetings? Sir, I like the cut of your jib.

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