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Surely you jest. Lionel Hutz would offer better legal and PR advice than those idiots. Is William Jennings Bryan no longer available for hack work?

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Let he who has never dreamed of an invisibility cloak cast the first stone.

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As State College goes, so goes the nation?

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To be fair, it is good publicity for his underground porn line "Real Girls' Locker Room Voyeur Tapes," from GGGG Enterprises.

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the top pic, the one that looks like it was taken with a disposable camera. huck looks like some form of animal life that feeds on rotting flesh. the pinched pie hole and the tiny little teeth make it very difficult to find any animal that is as hideously ugly as he. the only creature on the planet displaying an equal degree of repulsiveness is his bestest buddy the nooge.

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"I don't know, it will be up to them."

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If the campaign is just letting people decide whether to appear with Huckabee, I'm pretty sure I could get 19 and counting Wonketeers to get up on that stage.

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That's the point though.

He most certainly did not jettison them instantly - he still hung on to them while he thought the teavangelical rubes would back them, and him.

He only backed off as he realized that even the rubes thought it was too far this time.

And still Fox backs them - beyond Huckabee, beyond the rubes - it's really quite something to witness.

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There must be a German word that means "joy or delight in the misfortune of Duggars and Huckabees."

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Oh great. There goes my dinner for the next three or four nights.

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I'm in...as long as I get to speak about what Hucksterbee means to me.

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By this point, it's an easy slide, with signs pointing the way....

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I find myself adding "also too" to things I say out loud, which I think is like saying "shibboleth."

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Schadenfuckerfreude?

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Fuckabee.

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The internet is a series of tubes, maybe he can just blow it out.

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Side hugs only!

Or a little over-the-clothes touch, as long as it's quick.

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