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clever_sobriquet's avatar

Cha cha, chaaaain, chain of fools...

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

People are starting to remember why it seemed appropriate to feed them to lions.

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1ucille_bluth1's avatar

I am waiting for that lovely Sarah Palin to announce her candidacy. She's so pretty.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

It could be John McCain!

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

I thought it was spelled poutine.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Works for me!

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default's avatar

I don't think Mike Huckabee has a very strong pimp hand with the lady voters.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

We can all take pleasure knowing how each of these announcements are eating her alive, as they will for the rest of her life. "It's the elections that got small!"

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

BRING ON THE DEBATES PLEASE. Even the ones on Fox oughta be good this race :DWe should all vacay in CO or WA for the duration so we can be in the proper mind set when watching them

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... you mean the Huckster *doesn't* have a lizard tongue? Imagine that...

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BackDoorMan's avatar

Perhaps he means the "cures" he happily shills for... like the cinnamon cures diabetes" one.

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jaz h's avatar

not fair using a person's actual statements words against him.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... Vladdy Poot is in the shit?

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... good catch. That pooch looks like he's screaming. Can't say I blame him.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Are there enough seat belts in the GOP clown car?

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