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No sir. We have a mandatory jackboot ejection policy for bad jokes here. The only way out of here is through a glass window. You knew what you signed up for.

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Yes, Donald Sinclair was. like throwing a time table at a guest who wanted to know when the next bus into town was.

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Fuckerbee: I just made a dookey and called it a joke ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa

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I'm confused. You mean there are still people who pay attention to Mike Huckabee?

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The only thing about him that I find slightly amusing is that if some people had there way news readers on the teevee would have been forced to say "President Huckabee" every night. No, wait, that's probably equal parts embarrassment and humor.

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It's like he can't stand to have his jokes called out?! What a snowflake!

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I'm not ordering the Ranch.

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it's not the car she wants, it's the car she deserves.

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Two words: Kim Davis. Total buzzkill. Not funny. Absolute joke.

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As a Bond afficianado, let me tell ya....Dean's an absolutely horrible actor. The only saving grace is that he's not in it very much (although it's generally considered one of the worst Bond movies regardless).

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...and they are all wearing matching mattress covers.

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I'm pretty sure those are actually mattress covers from a Motel 8 yard sale.

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Watching Huckabee trying to be funny is like watching old Christians trying to be cool.

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Oh those Huckabees are like a box of chocolates! They'll both kill your dog.

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I'm thinking ore of the other article I saw, on American college students on spring break in Cancun shouting "Build the wall". I have never understood spring break, or how college students can be so 'trucking' stupid.

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I saw Wesley Clark in Manhattan in 2004, right after he dropped out of the Presidential race. He gave me a wave and a friendly smile. Quite handsome for a man his age.

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