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beb's avatar

In Larry Niven's Known Space series the Puppeteers were a race of cowards who was lead from the rear by The Hindmost." Little Mikie Johnson is our Hindmost.

hillary's left one's avatar

re: "...midterm voters really hate data centers the Trump administration has pushed for, on account of all the land/electricity/water they consume..."

actually I think it's because, in their greed, the data center builders arranged for the suckers/public to pay for the increased infrastructure via rate hikes. they don't actually care about environmental or view-shed losses (unless it's their view.)

Sleepmonger's avatar

Whenever I see this lickspittle's smarmy face, I can't help but think of Robin Williams parodying televangelists. I can just his nasal, "Friiiieeends,' cloying southern accent.

Here's a good example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO3gbuwx7zA

Thixotropickle's avatar

Can't wait for this Freaker of The Mouse to be OUT

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's a bribe. Just call it a fucking bribe.

Chris's avatar

Does that make the "dinglesmackus" also just part of an "online persona"?

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Absolutely giving out checks to help pay for rent and food when people are trapped at home and can’t work due to a global pandemic is the same as giving out checks to buy votes. Another libtard nothingburger.

AIB's avatar

In that picture, Mike looks like the principal of a Christian high school listening to students at an assembly explaining why they should be permitted to have a prom like other high school students. His answer will, of course, be no.

lordpnut's avatar

He's trying not to pop a boner thinking about those pics of Piker Hassan.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Oh. My. God. Can you imagine how sinful it would be to descend into the revelries of the flesh with another man who's a Muslim?

Lynn's avatar

Where’s the book, Jake???

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Reprehensible words of on-line personas are a proverbial fart in the wind if they are actual Republican candidates, but if you are just an on-line persona who happens to be Muslim (and also noticably bulgy) your every opinion must be relentlessly accounted for by every democratic candidate for every office all the time. It's not hypocrisy it's conservativism

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Mike Johnson is evil from Temu made by child labor.

lordpnut's avatar

With parts that are easily pulled off by children and swallowed.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And there goes Johnson Junior's Covenant Eyes app.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

“Trump isn’t sleeping in that photo. He’s not woke. There’s a difference.” — Mike Johnson

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"He's checking the inside of his eyelids for scratches"

Baconzgood's avatar

Sort of OT

Here is an opinion: MAGA trying to get people not voting so they they can run in 20028 and say " we.didnt get slaughtered. We only lost by 8% instead od 38%. We still are a viable political MOVEMENT!!!!"

weejee's avatar

And Mikkke Johnson won't seat the newly elected D'Rats. Likely SCrOTUS will think that is forking wonderfull.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That will be the point where a Democrat with balls needs to kick Mikey in his and wrest the gavel from his hands.

tempusfugit's avatar

That won't be in his purview if we retake the House.

M B's avatar

Unless we are expecting him to be re-elected speaker again, he is not in charge on January 3. According to AI, the process is

“ So, in the House, the sequence is:

1. The Clerk convenes the House.

2. The House elects a Speaker.

3, The Speaker is sworn in.

4, The Speaker swears in the representatives.

That means the outgoing Speaker does not automatically “seat” the new House. Their term ends when the previous Congress ends, and the Clerk handles the opening until a new Speaker is elected.”

Reader's avatar

This means any leftie winners won't get to vote on Speaker? Then I think we all better make clear to our reps that choosing "Mr meets with the Trump family" will lead to their ouster next term.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I don’t think that’s true. Nobody is actually sworn in before the Speaker election, so it doesn’t matter if they have taken the oath of office. In fact, this 2024 document from the Congressional Research Service on the process states in a footnote that the use of the term “Member” when referring to people participating in the process includes “Members-elect.” Otherwise every time there was a change of the party in charge, the Speaker would be from the party leaving power.

https://www.congress.gov/crs_external_products/R/PDF/R44243/R44243.19.pdf

Baconzgood's avatar

I just said the same thing to my Ma. Seriously.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

“ Johnson is the embodiment of empty-suited evil.…”

Repugs’ policies, philosophies, & arguments are basically like a two or three layered onion. Once you peel back the top layer, there is only one or two or no layers left. Everything has no substance and is based on bullshit.

Pastard Johnson’s whole existence is based on lies & deceit as his raison d’etre is to convince people that Amerika & The Constitution are Christian (Nationalist) based and we are NOT a secular based country.

tehbaddr's avatar

cnn:

"Kennedy Center faces ‘fiscal collapse’ unless Trump’s name returns, board of trustees claims"

BEND UP AND SMELL MY ANAL VAPORS!

Randy Bender's avatar

It was already dead the instant $hitler decided to seize control of it.

Alternative Dog's avatar

My perhaps unpopular take: let it die. No respectable performers will want anything to do with that place as long as the MAGAs control it. We'll fix it and restore it to its former glory when they are gone.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This is a feint. It's coming down. If they didn't intend to bring it down, they wouldn't have removed the cherry trees.

tempusfugit's avatar

Not at all unpopular. I think so and have read tons of people saying 'kill it--it can be restored LATER.'

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“Buy this magazine or we’ll shoot this dog” - National Lampoon

SkeptiKC's avatar

This is a gawd damned fucking LIE.

EyeQueue's avatar

A breaking point has to fucking come at some point.

EyeQueue's avatar

It faces fiscal collapse b/c people HATE TRUMP!

Jesus fuck.