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Devon Williams's avatar

So Trump would definitively be revealed as both a pedo and a russian tool? Christmas is coming early this year.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

I believe those unredacted files live on in several other countries, like France. Not sure why France would have a copy, but I believe that they do.

Also, I read that Virginia Giuffre's ghost writer has the full set of implicated names.

So, you can run, but you can't hide. The truth will come out, eventually.

And I truly don't care who is implicated or what party they're from. If you raped children, you're scum. And deserve to go down for it.

Erika's avatar

I feel like these files are gonna go in directions no one expects, but I also think that Lev Parnas may be right. Hoo boy, is this gonna get messy!! I mean, the president is currently crashing out threatening Democrats with execution, so who knows where it all ends! Hopefully no one dies, ffs.

Void's avatar

It’s going to be like Watergate or Benghazi. Probably

Melissa's avatar

It's a corncob. Mike Johnson has a corncob up his ass.

Scientist at the bench's avatar

I really do not want to know the details upon what has been up Mike Johnson's ass. I am sure the list is extensive and diverse in both animal, mineral and vegetable...but you really do not need to kink shame such an odious little turd.

PuraVida's avatar

My punk Monkees tribute band is Little Odious Turds.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Does Putin have the photo of Bubba up Johnson's ass?

Scientist at the bench's avatar

When you are closeted, and your voters would not like that shoved in their faces…you can be little more than a useless tool. This is why Mike Johnson was installed in the Leadership position in the first place.

See Lindsey Graham.

Scientist at the bench's avatar

Also, are we talking Bill Clinton, Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse, or some random dude named Bubba? I would bet on the last, but unlikely the first two.

JenTheFriend's avatar

Why didn't Biden release the files when he had the chance?

Void's avatar

He was stupid

Babe Paley's avatar

My take, and it's just me--one, he didn't get involved in DOJ stuff, like ordering it, since it would be unseemly to him. Two, the guy was dead and gone, but there was a case against Maxwell, so you don't want to interfere with that. Last--and this is the most "political" is that he was worried it would look like a "Russia Russia Russia" thing. Trump supporters would say they were lying and turn out in droves and it might look like he was trying to smear his opponent.

Anzu's avatar
Nov 20Edited

"Aren't you guys scared of what DEMOCRAT names are going to be in the files?"

No, because if someone who is my elected representative raped a child, I do not want them to be my representative. Period. This goes beyond party.

Also, I think the majority of the House and Senate voted to release it because 1. most of those guys know they PERSONALLY won't be implicated and 2. Some of their political rivals in their home states WILL be implicated (regardless of party affiliation) and 3. They didn't want to have their "no" vote held against them in the future.

TBM's avatar

If Mike Johnson thinks it needed amendments why didn’t he try to amend it? This is not a rhetorical question. Also: Does Mike’s Covenant Eyes software send an alarmed when gets he gets cucked?

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Pedo-protectsplain to me how exempting those references in the Epstein files from release that pertain to Democrats applies to references to Trump. Redact the names of Democrats until the cows come home, dumb shits. Trump remains in the cross hairs (figuratively).

Gammarae's avatar

why do the reporters never ask "what specifically are you concerned about, mikey?"

why do we always have to do their jobs for them?

Sallyfemina's avatar

As the fabulous @jefftiedrich always says, why doesn't some member of the press ever ask WTF?

Gammarae's avatar

my high school newspaper coulda done a better job. every day in every way. and the one who was a young republican probably would have led the charge.

Pamela davis's avatar

Wow, didn't know so many folks would recall this cereal commercial! Glad to give folks a laugh and johnson a cute and cuddly(??!?) nickname, cuz I really really find Mikey DISGUSTING.

Sallyfemina's avatar

I have known many great guys named Mike, and am family to two. Johnson (laughs in 12 year old) should be forced to resign the name as well as his House seat.

Butch's avatar

I feel like it isn't the first time Pastor Mike has covered for a pedophile. Maybe he's one?

Sallyfemina's avatar

Anyone who makes his son monitor his porn use, then shut down the entire government over pedos... you gotta wonder.

biff murphy's avatar

"I was told it would be amended"

One would think if Jesus Mike was so concerned about amending the bill he would have tweaked the legislation before it left the house...But no. Brains were never a feature for the republicans and mango said to release, so...

Shocktreatment's avatar

"Forethought? FAKE NEWS!!!"

Shocktreatment's avatar

𝗝𝗼𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘆’𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹, 𝗮𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵

WASHINGTON (AP) — Former president Joe Biden will attend Thursday’s memorial service for former vice president Dick Cheney at the Washington National Cathedral, which will feature remarks from another former president, George W. Bush...

...It’s unknown whether Trump, who has had frosty relations with the Cheney family, will attend the funeral, which is by invitation only

https://apnews.com/article/dick-cheney-funeral-biden-trump-tradition-58afafb7fbf2a3d1f7380cdf1b9fd70d

Sallyfemina's avatar

Joe has class and got along fine with a lot of R's. I think it's good of him to attend, especially considering his health. Which is no doubt still better than TACO's. He sure looks better in the photos from the funeral.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

At least PAB won't have to worry about being shot in the face with a shotgun by Dick Cheney.

No word on what Liz wlll be carrying at the funeral service.

biff murphy's avatar

Stay home fatso

He'd just fall fast asleep anyway.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

That orange bag of shit should be blowing Cheney for introducing "unitary executive" to the world. It's Cheney's fault we're here.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

It was another Dick who coined the phrase, "It's not illegal if the President does it."

PuraVida's avatar

Let's not forget "Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw. Vote for Nixon '72."

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I bet they didn't invite him. I bet you!

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

lol. It is not unknown AP. "Invitation only" is right there. And Cheneys are not known to be forgiving as a whole

SkeptiKC's avatar

I would not cross Liz for love nor $$$.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"I have a Tee time anyway..."

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Maybe they'll invite him to a hunt

SkeptiKC's avatar

[smiles darkly/rubs hands together in eager anticipation...]

paperlesstiger's avatar

Next is the coverup, where they simply call it fake news and tell some cock-and-bull story, which the press will dutifully enshrine as alternative facts.

𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 𝗙𝗨𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗣𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗜𝗡 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-epstein-files-bill_n_691e747de4b0d33fcd9862a9

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

FUCK YOU! (Not YOU, Fuck that orange bag of shit.)

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

They gonna redact all the names except the ones he babbled the other day.

Predicting it now

Stulexington's avatar

I predict they're going to try, run out of time trying to come up with legal excuses, and demand an extension.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

I only bet when I am sure of winning. Saves money.

Bobathonic's avatar

But they'll get caught because it won't be completely or competently done.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Comey's daughter worked on the case.

She will be able to detail what may have been, ahem, inadvertently left out of what's produced to Congress.

Anzu's avatar

They will use the blackout highlighter function on Word files.

Even if it's a scan of a sharpie version, this is actually the kind of thing that machine learning is really really really good at these days.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/07/world/herculaneum-scroll-passages-decoded-philodemus-vesuvius-scn

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

they'll use sharpie again XD

Remember that from Trump V1 where they used sharpie to redact and the internet sleuths went and lifted what was under there?

Noma Larkey's avatar

Does autopen come with a sharpie attachment?

Bobathonic's avatar

Have a peppy song (or not, it's Madness, not mandatory)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLLL1KxpYMA