"We’ve got a lot going on around here. No, I haven’t seen the president’s tweets today. I’ve been a little busy."
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Busy with WHAT, exactly? You're CLOSED. You've BEEN closed for almost a month. What are you doing, going over there and staring at the padlock on the door?
Ta, Gary. We're having a Halloween party (of sorts) at work Friday, and we've been asked to come in costume. I have to buy some white makeup because I'm putting on a long skirt and a huipil, braiding my hair, and doing Dia de los Muertos skull makeup.
Chthulu would be preferable to Republicans, yes, AOT, K.
I’m glad Shub is back to her old self again. Stephen Miller is a terrible thing for any being to contemplate, but it’s important you don’t let his existence stop you from doing the things you love.
Mike Johnson is very very busy reviewing photos of No Kings Day and reading the signs held by protestors. Or at least, the mean ones. That seems to be the only thing in the news he's aware of.
Mike Johnson it’s on sight if I ever see you in the same house of worship as me. Don’t care for what event, don’t care what denomination. I’m pretty sure Jesus his own self would happily come down to kick your ass too.
Cthulhu , new secretary of the navy.Glad to see you brushed up on your H.P. Lovecraft.
I love these pieces. Satire is such a talent.
Doesn't require an IQ test or brain slippage test - or a genius test.
Thanks Gary.
I don’t think the elder gods would want anything to do with these people.
"We’ve got a lot going on around here. No, I haven’t seen the president’s tweets today. I’ve been a little busy."
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Busy with WHAT, exactly? You're CLOSED. You've BEEN closed for almost a month. What are you doing, going over there and staring at the padlock on the door?
"No, I don’t know any of the details about the president demanding the government pay him $230 million."
*Shows him video of Dear Leader demanding $230 million*
"OK, well I haven't seen the video of myself watching that video*
Ta, Gary. We're having a Halloween party (of sorts) at work Friday, and we've been asked to come in costume. I have to buy some white makeup because I'm putting on a long skirt and a huipil, braiding my hair, and doing Dia de los Muertos skull makeup.
Chthulu would be preferable to Republicans, yes, AOT, K.
"Mike Johnson Is Unaware"
Could have left it there.
The banality of evil, etc.
I’m glad Shub is back to her old self again. Stephen Miller is a terrible thing for any being to contemplate, but it’s important you don’t let his existence stop you from doing the things you love.
Even if it is devouring random citizens of DC.
Gary, you're fighting the good fight! Better to laugh than cry. Thank you so much.
Mike Johnson is like Igor He lives only to serve his Master. He knows nothing else.
Mikey Johnson is from Loserana, arguably the most politically corrupt state by a country mile. Need I say more?
Mike Johnson would have a sex change if he could become the fourth Mrs Trump. This guy has to be the Queen of all subservients.
Lindsey Graham on Line One...
beautifully done
Mike Johnson is very very busy reviewing photos of No Kings Day and reading the signs held by protestors. Or at least, the mean ones. That seems to be the only thing in the news he's aware of.
Mike Johnson it’s on sight if I ever see you in the same house of worship as me. Don’t care for what event, don’t care what denomination. I’m pretty sure Jesus his own self would happily come down to kick your ass too.
I'm wondering why Johnson, if he's a Christian, doesn't burst into flames when he lies.
I have a response to that and I can't even use it because of #FearOfTheBanhammer