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Goonemeritus's avatar

I'm not saying Johnson is a "cock waffle" I'm just saying lets remove cock waffles from the Speakers role with votes.

Stan Duffner's avatar

At least he didn't sing “ ask me how I know, the bible tells me so.”

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Ha. Toxic Mace is out.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

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Saw this sign still up this evening in Hollywood on the way home from work. I don't think this moron got the dogs vote.

Wowdad's avatar

MAGAts are sure the LA vote is fraud because why wouldn't the winning candidate be a reality show blowhard with zero qualifications for office?

kmblue187's avatar

The Speaker is getting on my last good nerve.

RogationDays's avatar

Every accusation is a confession

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

California does take a long time to count votes. But even if the results came out an hour after the polls closed, these assclowns would cry foul.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

In my congressional district 5, Spencer could have run for the House seat and he'd have been at least top two. That happens in a rural district with more rattlesnakes than people. But Los Angeles? Nah.

Rob Roser's avatar

The idea that an election would have to be rigged for that dipshit to lose is funny.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Mike Johnson can Fuck. All. The. Way. Off.

#mikedrop

boo radley's avatar

In Australia voting is mandatory, and they have barbecues at polling locations making free/v cheap sausages (and veg options in some areas.) We call them democracy snags and they are a beloved motivation to go vote. We also allow mail-in voting and you can vote at any polling location with your ID.

Devon Williams's avatar

We the Democrats will accept electoral losses, but they will not.

innocentbystander's avatar

"Their policy is so bad that the only way they can get elected is to cheat..."

Sing it with me again (and do the Macarena): "Every accusation a confession; every slander & libel an admission."

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

If all human beings had the same "instincts" as Mike Johnson, we wouldn't be here right now.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Sane Persons: "But how do you know there's voter fraud?"

ConservoWhingers: "Because we're losing. When we're winning the fraud is losing, that's how it works, instinctively."