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Baconzgood's avatar

There is some poor guy that is the only Olympian from like Tonga or Guam.

That has to suck.

"And here is the team from a small Pacific island that even your geography teacher didn't know existed"

simpledinosaur's avatar

Whenever I see the Squeaker of the House, the word "creepy" comes to mind. Whatever Big Daddy says, this smirking, know-nothing bastard is right there to defend and promote. Is that what a "Christian" is nowadays? Nothing more than an evasive, mendacious suck-up for a malignant narcissist?

Abe Lincoln's avatar

Imagine waking-up every morning (or afternoon) wondering what 'your opinion' will be according to your Orange Master. That must be quite a Life.

But don't worry Mini-Mikey, it will all be over in November.

Marycat2021's avatar

Johnson's mind farts occur every time he opens his mouth.

David's avatar

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Nadia C Patterson's avatar

Mike Johnson is a weasel; his abuse is constant. His gaslighting and liabetes is stage 4. GET HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Conrad Cable us please!! Conrad Cable is a Union Parish Democratic Parish Executive Committee secretary and owner of Current Farms. Let's do this!!! VOTE!!!!!!!!

Taco the Man's avatar

Screw him and screw Kristen Welker, she is nothing but a mouth piece for Trump

Daydream Believer's avatar

Abuser: “Why do you make me hit you?”

ICE: “Why do you make us shoot you?”

AmzGrace14k's avatar

His diarrhea brain spewing more trump shit.

Michele Farinet's avatar

well that’s because he is a typical abuser

Warren's avatar

Maybe we could pay Trump in Congressional Bit Coin?

Just spit-ballin’ here, but remember how he made the USFL sue the NFL for antitrust back in the Big 80s (God, those were the days!), and he got a judgement of $3, $1 for each year that the USFL existed?

It’s a Big, Big Check too. Publisher’s Clearinghouse Big. Never cashed.

Remember how Ben Gazarra paid Anthony Hopkins one ha’penny in damages (the lowest coin in the realm) in QB VII? Get a jury, do a trial, have the jury do the damages (one Canadian Loon sounds about right for Dontonio), and then Oh Donny Boy has to pay his lawyer.

Stephen St John's avatar

JFC, I hate that f*cker (Mike Johnson).

chascates's avatar

"President Donald Trump called into the podcast of his former Deputy FBI Director, Dan Bongino, and said that Republicans should “nationalize” the voting process, especially in fifteen “crooked” states, while insisting that undocumented immigrants are voting in America.

Saying that there are “millions and millions” of undocumented immigrants and “we have to get them out,” Trump warned that “if Republicans don’t get them out, you will never win another election as a Republican.”

He claimed that undocumented immigrants are told, “Oh, well, you can vote, you can do whatever you want.”

“It’s crazy,” he added. “I mean, it’s crazy how you can get these people to vote, and if we don’t get them out, Republicans will never win another election.”

He went on to say that “they vote illegally, and the, you know, amazing that the Republicans aren’t tougher on it. The Republicans should say, ‘We want to take over. We should take over the voting,’ the voting in at least many, 15 places.”

“The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting,” he added, “and we have states that are so crooked, and they’re counting votes, we have states that I won, that show I didn’t win.”

https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2026/02/trump-to-bongino-republicans-ought-to-nationalize-the-voting/

simpledinosaur's avatar

One of the things that makes these people so loathsome is their unearned victim mentality, and here we see that mentality on full display. Trump claims that Republicans are pathetic victims of a gigantic con job -- all those brown and black and liberal people voting for the other team. So the obvious "fix" here is to deprive the Democrats of their right to participate in elections. Got it. The truth is that if our electorate were even moderately wise and informed, almost no Republicans would win elective office. They are the party of the ultra-rich and the fascist goons, and in no way concerned with the wellbeing of the vast majority of the American people.

Warren's avatar

The Constitution says (not like that stops anybody) that the states shall determine the time and manner of voting.

Back in the day of Abraham Lincoln, Indiana, Pennsylvania, and another state used to do elections in October, and November was a formality. Some states still do polls open 6 AM to 6PM (Indiana), others do 8AM to 8PM (Mich).

Blue States can just move up their elections, arrest federal poll watchers as illegal, and Trump and ScOTUS that has been so bigly on States Rights and Original Intent are in a very hard place. Bush v Gore can’t be used as a precedent.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Mikey is the smarmiest prick in the House.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I'm very grateful I don't have to watch, and that you make sure to tell us what happened.

Linda Osika's avatar

I can hardly wait for the day when the only reminder that these people ever held power in this country will be the fact that someday we can all spit on their graves.