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Of course he'll need to immediately go on vacation, as working in August is only for the lower classes.

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Glad you debunked this because I was getting scared lol I was not scared

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“The month of August is subjective”. My brain hurts.

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Big League Fluffer says what?

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August is the subjectivist month, breedingLiers out of the dead land, mixingMemory foam and desire, stirringDotards with summer rain.

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You all forget, these folks use 'alternative facts', remember? So, in their alternate reality, TFG will be reinstated (or possibly admitted to Bellevue), but what do I know, I live in reality!

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I mean, the Supreme Court doesn't work that way, but whatever, dude.

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What are the wingnuts that clutch, what delusions growOut of Fox News rubbish? Son of slum lord,You cannot say, or guess, for you know onlyPerson, woman, man, camera, TV.

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August is a state of mind.

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What is time, anyway?

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"paste-snorting" nearly got a spit-take.

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Well we *hope* it doesn't. Yet.

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He’s going to be reinstated in the month of MyPillow,” Mr Lindell stated, “what were going to do is borrow a bunch of days from August and October you betchya and put em together into a super month of fluffy treason okay? And then reinstate Don in the middle with a hamberder all you can eat ceremony live on my Frank.”

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