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Strange but not a Stranger's avatar

Of course he'll need to immediately go on vacation, as working in August is only for the lower classes.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Glad you debunked this because I was getting scared lol I was not scared

Samurai Grog's avatar

“The month of August is subjective”. My brain hurts.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Big League Fluffer says what?

C & A Bongo Man's avatar

August is the subjectivist month, breedingLiers out of the dead land, mixingMemory foam and desire, stirringDotards with summer rain.

1HippyChick's avatar

You all forget, these folks use 'alternative facts', remember? So, in their alternate reality, TFG will be reinstated (or possibly admitted to Bellevue), but what do I know, I live in reality!

DensityDestiny's avatar

I mean, the Supreme Court doesn't work that way, but whatever, dude.

michelle fauxcault's avatar

What are the wingnuts that clutch, what delusions growOut of Fox News rubbish? Son of slum lord,You cannot say, or guess, for you know onlyPerson, woman, man, camera, TV.

HarryButtle's avatar

August is a state of mind.

Mark Linimon's avatar

"paste-snorting" nearly got a spit-take.

Mark Linimon's avatar

Well we *hope* it doesn't. Yet.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

He’s going to be reinstated in the month of MyPillow,” Mr Lindell stated, “what were going to do is borrow a bunch of days from August and October you betchya and put em together into a super month of fluffy treason okay? And then reinstate Don in the middle with a hamberder all you can eat ceremony live on my Frank.”