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Jim Parker's avatar

“So your source is, ‘Trust me, bro’?” That is a line that needs to be carved in stone. PillowDildo gets schooled, dissed, crushed and generally kicked in the nads by 12 year old. Of course, that's about 7 years more that PD's mental capacity. Brilliant!

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Patris's avatar

It is!

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Darrell Leland's avatar

I see great things ahead in this kid's future.

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"M"'s avatar

Roland Martin got the interview with Knowah

https://youtu.be/DLeB1IMPiDs?si=z0xUGclbk7HoM2MZ

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DemoCat's avatar

Schooled by a 12-year-old. Shaving the porn stache didn’t make Mike any smarter, and most disappointing it didn’t get him into the secret room in the center of the DNC where all the voting fraud schemes are hatched. He knows it exists. If only he could find and expose it.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Being owned by a 12-year-old puts ol' Mike in the elite 1% of Great Republican Thinkers.

For comparison, Donald Chump was flummoxed by an open umbrella.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

What is this idiot doing? Looking for the door marked "Deep State: Keep Out!" and trying the handle? Looking to trade his endorsement for a Cabinet position? Thinks the huge crowd means it's a secret Trump rally?

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DemoCat's avatar

The real mystery here, obviously, is WHAR Mike Lindell’s mustache?!? Did Democrats steal his mustache? Did Dominion Voting manipulate mustache algorithms to cheat Mike Lindell out of his lip toupee? Did Venezuela sneak into Mike’s bedroom and apply Veet to Mike’s stache and steal it? He should call Brad Raffensperger and demand he “find me one mustache, which is one more than I have.”

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BellaTank's avatar

What a weirdo

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Republicans and kids never works out well.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Mike Lindell, the living embodiment of the worst answer to the question, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”

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Tosca's avatar

"So your source is, "Trust me, bro?""

SAVAGE

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

I wonder if Mike Lindell's company ever got an audit from a public accounting firm, and if so, if they were satisfied with the documentation he kept to support things like AR and AP cutoff, and bank reconciliations.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

He always assured them that he's kept them in a pillowcase somewhere.

Why isn't that loon in a debtor's prison yet?

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Zap's avatar

“So your source is, ‘Trust me, bro’?” Knowa replied." lol. Middle-schooler gives more push-back than media journalists.

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"M"'s avatar

Uncle RoRo got the interview with Knowa

https://youtu.be/DLeB1IMPiDs?si=z0xUGclbk7HoM2MZ

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mack2nite's avatar

the kids are all right, as they say.

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Emil Muz's avatar

If he had an ounce of self awareness he'd have known to STFU after the kid zinged him with that.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

Well, the Knowa isn’t going to lose “access” for pissing off a Christofascist crackhead.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Mike Lindell is so skibidi

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

He has zero rizz.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Lindell is either lying or delusional. I know, why not both?

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I think Lindell might have long term mental illness from his crack addiction, the same way Rudy Giuliani drank himself into incoherence. They've both got a screw loose.

How's the honeymoon going?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Apart from a teensy mishap on a teensy sailboat yesterday (no one hurt, just momentarily inconvenienced) and a rash from using the wrong sunscreen on my sensitive skin, it's in every other way perfect. We are so very happy to be married and on vacation. We're cooking great meals and sharing them. We enjoyed that full honey moon. And we're loving the DNC speeches. Thanks for asking.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

If we can keep the planet liveable, our future is in good hands.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Smart kid. Cool kid. Mature kid. As a sub-teacher who avoids middle-school, I'd love to meet this kid.

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Innocent Bystander's avatar

Another whole story in a headline: Mike Lindell Busted by 12-year old at DNC.

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

Pubescent patriot pummels pillow phreak.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

perfect!

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StAnthony'sGal's avatar

"Pillow impresario", as been said before about our boy Mike. But professional pillow pusher would work too.

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