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Danny Piper's avatar

That guy was giving “pillow talk” a bad name.

LOU LOU's avatar

The fact that anyone voted for Mike is worth some root cause analysis. Then I remember that the TV show Fargo was based in Minnesota. If you haven't seen it yet, it is worth a watch sharing some insight into how ignorant people can be.

DaveB's avatar

It’s possible more than a few of those votes were from Democrats trying to easy Amy’s election chances.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Here in the People's Republic of Massachusetts, one of the Democratic primary races is between my new rep Seth Moulton (we just moved to his weird gerrymandered district) and liberal stalwart Sen Ed Markey.

Moulton's main point is that Markey is old (which he is), and that Seth is now OK with Trans athletes playing in sports that align with their gender.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Unless the younger guy's a total platner, the age factor is something to consider. If nothing else, no one's going to let a young person off the hook for not showing up for work for months at a time because of a little owie.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Mike is correct I personally made a Mike Lindell Voodoo doll to deny him his victory.

SLR LuckyChix's avatar

Like it Doktor.

Re Kobuchar, maybe we don't need excitement, solistable, and competent suits me just fine right now.

Hank Napkin's avatar

BENEFITS OF WAR WITH IRAN

1) Manipulate markets

2) Either a) Iran stages a terror attack on U.S. soil, the "Halloween Surprise!" or b) Trump instigates an attack on U.S. soil (by released and slush funded Oathkeepers / Proudboys & etc), blaming Iran

3) Suspends Elections

4) Permanently

Hank Napkin's avatar

How can selling pillows make you feel this confident in your own worth?

oscarphile's avatar

Being a white guy means you start on second base, at least

Ill-Advised's avatar

"The Lowest Difficulty Level There Is" (essay by John Scalzi).

Hank Napkin's avatar

But… (whispers) the mustache!

biff murphy's avatar

"All the polls were as wrong as they were in Michigan, and Francesca Hong did not win her race to be the Democratic nominee for governor of Wisconsin. So all the Beltway wankers with their latest think pieces about the UNSTOPPABLE DSA INVAAAAAAAAAAAAAASION!!1!1!!!! will have to do some tweaking this morning. It was a very tight race, but in the end, Milwaukee County Executive Alex Crowley beat UNSTOPPABLE DSA CANDIDAAAAAATE!1!11! Francesca Hong by a hair. He will go up against election denier MAGA loser Rep. Tom Tiffany in November"

The vaunted NYT were on this morning as the DSA not acceptable in urban areas...Yet.

Maybe's avatar

If at first you don't succeed, it's only attempted murder.

I read that Darline Graham needs to get out of her brother's shadow if she is to win. Guys, her dead brother's shadow is the only thing that gave her any attention in the first place.

biff murphy's avatar

Darlene imagines their deep conversations about heaven and the life here on earth.

He telling her stay away from the light.

Maybe's avatar

Insects do get burned if they get too close to an incandescent light.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

" So all the Beltway wankers with their latest think pieces about the UNSTOPPABLE DSA INVAAAAAAAAAAAAAASION!!1!1!!!! will have to do some tweaking this morning"

They have. Now the story is the DSA has reached its high water mark and is being rejected. A quick turnaround from the pundit peanut gallery.

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

“Say Big Words While Carrying Water For Fascists And Sometimes Voting For Trump Appointees And Sometimes Even Voting For The Laken Riley Act Even Though Any Fucking Moron Could Grasp That Doing So Is Just Playing Into Republicans’ White Supremacist Nazi Fearmongering About Dark-Skinned Men Violating White Women.”

Gonna need a bigger bumper sticker

Ill-Advised's avatar

I think with some light editing I can get it onto the side of the car.

marxalot's avatar

no to palatability! no to the smiling collusion and collaboration! no to softening the public face of oppression! no to fuckin “opposition” party members who either never touch the levers of power to which they have access, or quietly support the outcomes (and means!) of white nationalist oligarchy and just hope no one sees through their headshaking and talking about process and decorum and regular order

mtn_socialist's avatar

CROWLEY BEATS AZIRAPHALE!

Well, that wasn't what was prophesized now was it?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I like to think of them as equals in a field of two.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

So, when will Dime Bag Mike Lindell declare Martial Law in Minnesota? Time for Pillow Head shit for brains to return to his corporate HQ under the bridge, at the river, in his My Tent.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I'm guessing that Mike's teams "looking into it overnight" will involve a Ouija Board and a substantial amount of cheap beer.

Robert Kezelis's avatar

essqueeze me? Have you seen the prices of coors light lately?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Back in the 70's, I was at a party at a friend's house who'd recently returned from Colorado and brought a case of Coors with him. At this time, Coors couldn't be had east of the Mississippi and had a mythical quality to it. Mind-blowing.

He takes us upstairs to his room, very secretive. He swears us to secrecy, because he doesn't want everyone at the party demanding a taste. He had the cans in a cooler of ice in his closet, hidden away.

We each get a can, crack 'em open, standing around in a circle, and drank.

It was some of the crappiest beer I'd ever tasted.

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

back in the day, we called it "Colorado Kool aid" lol

Robert Kezelis's avatar

kool aid at least had REAL ARTIFICIAL SUGAR in it.

Coors has artificial bubbles.

Robert Kezelis's avatar

Agreed

That limitation was as artificial as its taste.

Robert Kezelis's avatar

consider yourself lucky. Horses will thank you.

Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Gotta be added a few leftists were pissed Hong fumbled, and some went the racist route. Over on Meidas Touch's FB page some dingus called Crowley a "negropean with AIPAC money", and no one except me pushed back on that. So maybe leftists need to sort some issues out

Mike_Cramer's avatar

Jenny,

I apologize for lashing out at you. Whatever your beliefs, I had no right to dump my anger and frustration at you. I own myself and ass.