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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I remember a bunch of Emmys.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Glad to oblige. Go to physical therapy! It's just like sex except for the lack of tenderness and orgasms.

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marxalot's avatar

Dude, if your back is too totally fucked, your weekends with Lizzie won't be anything like as fun. Get thee to thy PT!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And to think, I was a fan of Liz Phair before I saw this pic.

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whitroth's avatar

Hey, they could have Trumpolini build a HUUUGGGGEEEE wall, and get the N. Koreans to pay for it....

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whitroth's avatar

Apparently, yes. The question that just came to me is whether *she* needs a chaperone if she eats with a guy who's not him.

Hmmm, or is she afraid he'll find the hookers....?

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whitroth's avatar

Semi-OT: has Pence's Dominionist buddies managed to breed their Red Heifer?

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Zyxomma's avatar

So THAT'S what that sound was. I thought maybe some of the chemical tanks in Elizabeth/Linden/Rahway had blown up.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Hey, if God wanted women to get any respect, He would have designed all the killing implements to look like vajayjays instead of penorz.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

My... uh... radio is configured for dual-band operation, but with one band attenuated by a good 30 dB. And even so, that signal is STILL coming through as an S9+40.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Unaffiliated with Sexual Harassment Panda (A Trump(TM) Brand).

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Over my head. I pasted this into Bing Translator and came up with nothing. The "B" part of LGBTQ is my best guess.

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Stulexington's avatar

My god, he's actually smiling and not smirking like he did all the things. Who's been coaching him?

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Scooby's avatar

South Koreans gotta be wondering right about now if maybe China might be a better ally and protector.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Nope. Totally snorts.

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bobbert's avatar

get your fucking colonoscopy

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