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I've had people tell me an idiot because I don't know the diff between a magazine and a clip. I said it's a fucking clip. In VietNam, soldiers called them banana clips. That's what my cousin Jim called them, that's what I'll call them. That war wrecked his life.

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I thought it was okay if we Jade Helmeted all over other countries?

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It calls for "Yakety Sax," no matter what happens.

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Your own.....composite...Jesus -Depeche Mode

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What does the upside down exclamation point mean? Is it for extra emphasis?

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It's a Spanish thing, but I don't know how to make it happen. They just like their upside down exclamation points!

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Don't forget the snacks and bottle of emergency tequila.

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I feel like this guy hit on me on Grindr for anonymous gay sex a few years back when I was in Indianapolis on business .

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Can he not afford a solid gold sippy cup?

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Hey, OT, but what ever happened to Drumpf's big military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue?

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I always took Mike for a boxers type.

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this is perfect.

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(Insert heavy sigh here.)

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