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Those are called "chest compressions". Those usually give life.

Or make you cough up whatever's in your windpipe.

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is it a deplorable loaf of white bread?

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Implying the Wasilla Grifter is capable of paradigms such as "regret" and "learning from mistakes"

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The white spongey foamey thing inside Cheetos?

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Honeymoon's over? Who didn't see that coming?

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It is! That's my middle guy, Dylan. There are two more in my household also. Two.

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I'm a quilter so my dogs are pretty much to be found everywhere in the house snuggled up in some quilt or other! I hope you do get another one; doxies are too much fun. Have you seen Crusoe, the Celebrity Dachshund, on Facebook? He's adorable! Dylan looked just like him when he was younger. Now he's all grey around the face and paws.

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"Switzerland? Germany? Japan? What are these?"- Gary Johnson

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"He will never let you down, he will never give you up, he will never run around and desert you"- Melania

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I can only give one upfist when you deserve many morBZZZZZZZZZZZZT

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And with our exemplary scruples of media covering all this, the degree of which Pence limbered over The Bar equals supreme victory.

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Always a good day for Dems when the yam candidate is in a rage.

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The ghost of Fantasy Reagan.

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Live, perhaps. Sane? What sane man openly denies documented facts, over and over?

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As long as she doesn't go against a Sicilian when death is on the line she'll be fine.

Oh, wait. You said land war in Africa.....never mind.

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In hindsight, I like your turn of phrase better.

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