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This is a horrible time for the rest of us, but the dark days of Trump will be seen as a Golden Age of political reporting. Ashley's question will be considered an exemplar of how to afflict the comfortable.

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I doubt "honesty" is in his programming.

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Hey - not bad! It's like the Stones and Zep had four love children.

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Have I gotten this wrong? Wasn't the US Olympics delegation supposed to be led by VP Mother Pence and Iwankalot? When I thought I had read that, I worried for Mother Pence since it might mean he might could find himself alone with such an alluring vixen that even her own father wants to "date" her. How could such a sexually driven man like Mother Pence stand a chance against such a siren?

Maybe the Ol' Pussy Grabber realized that he was in danger of having another man "date" his daughter other than him and nixed that idea. Or maybe it was the real Mother Pence who shit-canned that idea. Or maybe it was Iwankalot who was not willing to beat Mother Pence off during the trip like she's had to beat off so many other of paw-paw's other powerful male associates.

Very confusing this whole thing.

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That's what was the majority of papers in the stacks of paper that he uses for his work props when he is doing photo ops of him "working."

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every time i see dok's yellow turban in the photo, i think to myself, "karnak the magnificent." is this wrong of me?

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There's always Chiron Beta Prime:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Two 'Repent, Harlequin, Said the Ticktockman' references in one month. I feel like this should be significant.

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He did really good memorizing that one answer to all the reporters' questions. He didn't stutter or anything!

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The idea that Mike Pence is made of semiconductors is ridiculous. Every thought he's ever had was calcified long before the advent of solid-state electronics. He's made of vacuum tubes, or "valves" as they used to be called.

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Yeah, the one he said he didn’t reach out to, then reached out to in a Tweet (FOR YOU!! All caps). Pence reminds me of certain straight guys I’d see at bars in Ft Wayne when I was in college who got a little too familiar, then the next day would say “ I was sooo drunk last night I can’t remember a thing.” Adam better watch the fuck out.

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"But in the town it was well known/When they got home at night their fat and/Psychpathic wives would thrash them/Within inches of their lives"

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Lightning fast open internet...

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Two cane holes in a cow turd

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Adam looks all gentle and delicate and sweet but that man can land a quad lutz several times a day. He can take some closeted barfly with one hand tied behind his back and a beer in the other.

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Republicans decided to sell their souls to the devil in return for power.Fine that is their choice. But sending our country to hell in order to keep that power is something that cannot be tolerated.

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