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Hey Pencey-poo! Ovah heah boi! If I have a felony teed up can I resign it away and then get a nice cushy appointment at the agency of my choice? WHAT?!?! I HAVE TO SUBMIT TO CLOSETED GHEYSECHS WITH YOU?!?! Guess I’ll be gettin that felony then, thanks anyways.

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I'm talking about when you chronicle YOUR adventures. (I swear, just between Jordan and Modesitt Jr. there's just too many books!)

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Is that the one that ends with the pun "Splend is a many lovered thing"?

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He wants to come back in the military because they shield rapists. They even give them the 'red carpet' treatment.

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Did anyone ask a woman officer if she wants another rapist in her Officer Corps?

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We never have. Or in the Army, or Air Force, or Marines, or Congress, or the Senate.......

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Deep breath. Could be many things, including fibroids. If it is a chronic problem, demand a hysterectomy. Don't let them BS you with 'saving your ability to have a baby.'Courage.

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One of our Wonkers refers to them as EvanGenitals.

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Something, also, keelhaul.

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Good one Nat.My nautical knowledge is limited.

I know a lot about hammers and nails and screws ; )

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If you take these guys at their word, it's men who need to be controlled and chaperoned constantly, because they have no control over their own behavior.

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There goes Mike! Putting on Ayers again!

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The Marianas Trench is nearby.

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Wait, I thought war crimes were a good thing? That’s how Trump and Fox know who the heroes are.

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And I thought I'd found one but when I tried to stroll into the First Church of God In Christ In Jesus In A Bucket in a see-through long-sleeved bodystocking (it had a hood and everything) those people got mighty unChristlike, I tell you what.

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