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I stopped at a rest stop in Indiana in 2016, and 4 youths were standing in front of a picture of Pence. One of them said "he's not our problem anymore, he's America's problem now." How incompetent do you have to be for a deep red state to NOT re-elect you? My state would literally elect a chimp if it had an "R" after it's name.

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They would arrest Anti-Fa, duh.

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They were also armed. Someone could pop a round or two into him.

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I do not disagree with your take. But Im referring to that shitty gallows they "built".

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You're probably right -- if any conservatives died, they'd probably insist it had to be antifa ninja assassins disguising themselves as T***p supporters.

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Acknowledged. Perhaps a less confusing term would be "different planet"?

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Exactly.

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At first i thought that they objected to the beat up old black plastic wheely-bin with the top that some neighbor ran over and ruined. Replaced it with an even more beat up and rusty metal can which, though not pretty, met the criteria set forth in the county waste management website. This they ignored a couple of times, so broke down and ordered an anonymous grey plastic bin from Home Despot, one that looked like the bins all my neighbors have. When they ignored even this one, while emptying bins to right and left and across the street, i was and remain stumped. It is not like anyone interacts with them- my neighbors are not out to greet them when they arrive before the dawn, and nobody leaves them cookies or tips. And my trash is probably the smallest bag in the neighborhood, as i live alone and don't generate a lot of waste, unlike the families all around me. It is a mystery/

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ME AM VOTES FOR BIZARRO-WERLD

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Sturdy enough to hold a noose in the air for someone's head to be put through. If it fell apart during an actual hanging, well, I don't think the victim would survive the crowd's disappointment.

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They would double down and say tfg didn't tell them to do it.

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Suppose that had happened, I believe truly that Pence would have raised his head in his very last moments and said he doesn't mind. Then look around hoping "he" is near.

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I hope if he runs, they'll get out the photo of him when governor, signing that bathroom bill, I think it was. There are people all around his big desk, including a clump of awful mean-faced nuns in the front. OMG. I wonder what they said to him three days later when he repealed the bill because "people got real mad at him."

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Bizarro-Trump No. 1 be best hero!

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Penice

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My local VA clinic is really into those remote visits anymore. I can talk to a doctor from a big VA facility hundreds of miles away without the drive. They're really getting so into it that they keep upgrading the equipment and now the guy is on such a big screen that it's like talking to the great and powerful Oz.

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