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And in high schools I have actually heard of boys and girls dating!! My stars and garters!!!!!

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Christ, Pence was sitting there in the theater fantasizing.

As I was reading that sentence I anticipated an altogether different final word.

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Well, they've already gone after Teletubbies and Bert and Ernie. If they can imagine that puppets have genitals two dimensional cartoon penguins are not far behind.

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Well, the brown ones, of course.

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Not much daylight between his view, and say, the Taliban.

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Hey, Robyn, you forgot Boudica, the British Celt who fought Rome, and made a damn good war of it.... And, of course, we won't mention Queen Elizabeth I, and Grace O'Malley, and this other queen named Victoria....

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In spite of their Judeo-Christian throbbies, they tend to forget that Is real has an integrated military.

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Ok, I'm going to grab my fans and practice the double Mullan tail chi form at lunch. Takes 20 minutes and is complicated as hell with some brutally deep stances. But women are whimps, right? Tell that to the nun who invented Wing Chung, which was ultimately taught to Bruce Li by Yip Man. Oh, and Pence worrying about urges says more about him than anyone else.

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Stay out of their head. Remember, these are things they say out loud. What are they not giving voice to?

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Now it's, Don't Ask, Just Fuck!

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It's a dirty, on the down low, very well kept secret but hetero men have sex with each other WAY, WAY more often than what most people realize. I think it's a normal, healthy part of their sexuality. And I call them hetero and not bi because IMO they aren't truly bi. When it comes to romance and emotions they only want to be with a woman. Other men are just sex.

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Can't make this stuff up. I'm still chuckling at all American Hoosier dad. I think I'll call my daughter and apologize.

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But wouldn't "just sex" be exactly, you know, actual sexual orientation? I've been involved in "just sex" relationships before and, while not as satisfying for me as when "romance and emotions" are present, I never considered having a "just sex" relationship with another woman because I'm not sexually attracted to them.

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Was that in Two Judges or Three Judges?

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No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That will depend on how long it takes Donald Trump to lose interest in Pence. I'm predicting four VP nominations on one Presidential run and three of them will be Trump's own children.

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