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Diin't Pence have to sign something like that when he became a congressman? It's not as if they take those things seriously.(snark/irony)

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needs a little privacy to "mark" it Hoosier style.

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I read that as "Congressman Dennis" thinking you were making a Hastert reference. Ewww!

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Steve Martin (in his earlier routines) said that as soon as you realize you're being robbed, throw up on your money.

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When Pence played the role, it was Racist Bannon.

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BEWARE OF THE BALROG! (or whatever that thing was...)

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Or, as my late stepmom used to say, "Morions".

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Pettiness alert: I hate Mike Pence's stupid face. If he could govern good and not shit all over individual rights in the name of religion, I might keep that irrelevant and base reaction to myself. But this is the world we live in, so....

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I imagine they're trying to work something out with Les Moonves about filming the whole thing for TV.

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Most administrations take a little while before they achieve this degree of fail. Good to know the Usurper's people are getting ahead of the curve.

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That I could not tell you. I don;t know if a Governor would have to sign one or not.

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I'm not aware of any Federal level NDA that isn't for life, but you're right, and they will nail your ass to the wall even if you don't work for them anymore.

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That or he's afraid the guy who handed it to him is gay and he might catch SuperEbolaAIDS just by looking at it.

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Remember that debunked quote about Trump saying Republicans would be dumb enough to elect him? I'm beginning to wonder if maybe it's not so debunked.

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Which is why when you sign one you are made fully aware of that fact and cannot be compelled to sign it.

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I can see this administration is going to be good for weight loss. You just ruined my lunch with THAT comment.

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