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Between the plastic surgery, lip fillers, starvation diets, hair bleach, Spanx, stiletto heels, and Brazil waxes, they must be on fire every waking minute.
Probably has a lot to do with why they're all such hateful bitches.
Ta, Gary. I had a serving of excellent cannellini bean soup with a slice of toasted sourdough. I spoke with my beloved husband; neither of us likes being apart, but within a year, we'll be retired so we can spend as much time together as we want.
I cannot comment on the clusterfuck in MacArthur Park without inviting the banhammer, so I'll keep my thoughts to myself.
This was in reference to Laura Loomer, not Kristi Noem, but it is impossible to top the Reddit comment that referred to her as "copy paste Botox devil".
Also works for No nose, Blonde Joke, and probably others I have forgotten or blocked out.
Which indicates that there’s at least *some* “internal military” personnel that aren’t okay with this Shitler/Miller (Shiller? Mhitler?) fascist stuff.
This is such a mind-fuck because it must be terrifying for kids and people who have reason to fear ICE to face armed masked men in the park, but those men are simultaneously ridiculous and incompetent. The mayor ran over there and chased them out and people threw fruit at them. I guess the lesson is those of us with no reason to fear ICE (I mean, for now; I know these things escalate) should, if we're able, get in their face and do what we can to run them off. This is state-sponsored terrorism and those of us who can stand up for the people being terrorized should do what we can.
"Echo One, Echo Actual, we have multiple unfriendlies lined up on Wilshire Boulevard calling us names and being really mean." Bingo. All of LA needs to come out and taunt these muttherfuggers a second time!
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My namesake!
I believe that simply referring to her as "Kristi Noem" is the best insult of all.
Oh, you mean Ilsa, Puppy Killer of the SS.
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS.
A real person, BTW.
Dianne Thorne libelz!!1!!!!!11!!!!! She's Kristi the Klown.
I confess, I had to check the headline because I can never remember if Nazi Barbie refers to Nowm or the press secretary lady
Karpoline is "Chunky Ivanka".
Or pre-facial surgery, (nose jobs etc) Ivanka...
Karoline is more like Pyongyang Stacy
I think of her as Klaus Barbie.
The A.G.'s right in that mix too.
They're all alike, just different outfits.
Different fillers, botix etc
I’d like a couple of extensions before stopping.
Get it. Extensions?? Right? Ok, I’ll go ban myself now.
She's Kristi Noem!!!
Oh shit, I think I may have crossed the line. I mean, that is the worst thing a person can say about ANYONE.
And she's done so much horrible shit that no one should ever run out of things to say about her.
Is it wrong for me to call her "a looker"!? Because I wanna Groper might be a bit too sexy!
Yes it is.
The MAGAt women look deformed to me. Must be a Nazi thing.
i think it's the hair extensions.
Their human suits never fit properly. Probably because of the lizzad peeple bodies underneath.
They do it to themselves. It's not like that is how they naturally look. Mar-a-Lago face is a thing and it's fucking gross.
Too much vanity + too much money = too much surgery/botox/enhancements
Conservative women must be in constant pain.
Between the plastic surgery, lip fillers, starvation diets, hair bleach, Spanx, stiletto heels, and Brazil waxes, they must be on fire every waking minute.
Probably has a lot to do with why they're all such hateful bitches.
seen some bad ai vids that gave her hair extensions hair extensions. . .
I'm aware. If it were natural I wouldn't say a word.
I call it the next step in female mutilation.
Is “Pam Blondi” okay? I mean, it was just laying there, practically begging to be used. I couldn’t resist.
It does sorta cast a bad light in Blondie
Which Blondie?
Actually, doesn't matter. The erstwhile music group can take care of itself, while the comic strip is hopeless.
Hitler's dog was named Blondi. (Fucker included doggo in his suicide pact, as if doggo ever did anything wrong)
Is it appropriate to point out she looks like a third-rate Venezuelan telenovela villain?Maria Esmeralda De Los Santos Fernández.
¡Ay dios mío!
Who will she choose, Bryon or Corey? We'll just have to stay tuned!
Telenovela actresses are better actors.
No, it's not. Don't be so fcking shallow.
I think she looks like Michael Jackson.
I will never understand the plastic surgery people. "I don't want to look human anymore!"
"If I resemble Melania, tRump may want to grab MY p****!"
i was impressed by one picture of the new mrs bezos where she managed to look like a lamp
She did it to herself and I don't think it's misogynistic to point that out.
Yes.
It's Teh Crazy Hotness!
This Keystone Gestapo actually gets paid a living wage? SMFH
Thanks, Gary. Excellent piece as always. Fifty bonus points for REMF.
Ta, Gary. I had a serving of excellent cannellini bean soup with a slice of toasted sourdough. I spoke with my beloved husband; neither of us likes being apart, but within a year, we'll be retired so we can spend as much time together as we want.
I cannot comment on the clusterfuck in MacArthur Park without inviting the banhammer, so I'll keep my thoughts to myself.
"Rope insertion" is a limp dick joke, right?
Don't Google "sounding".
I warned you
There are LOTS of things I don't Google any more.
This was in reference to Laura Loomer, not Kristi Noem, but it is impossible to top the Reddit comment that referred to her as "copy paste Botox devil".
Also works for No nose, Blonde Joke, and probably others I have forgotten or blocked out.
𝘑𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘒𝘦𝘯 𝘒𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯’𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 ...
Which indicates that there’s at least *some* “internal military” personnel that aren’t okay with this Shitler/Miller (Shiller? Mhitler?) fascist stuff.
The woman in the white dress filming is my personal hero.
seriously low T energy there
Masked, Armed and Forceful: Finding Patterns in Los Angeles Immigration Raids - bellingcat
https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2025/07/08/masked-armed-and-forceful-finding-patterns-in-los-angeles-immigration-raids/
So, did they at least arrest the person who left the cake out in the rain?
Otherwise, this may be the biggest waste of money ever in the age of DOGE.
They better have, because I'll never have that recipe agaaaaaaaaain, oooh nooooooo...
This is such a mind-fuck because it must be terrifying for kids and people who have reason to fear ICE to face armed masked men in the park, but those men are simultaneously ridiculous and incompetent. The mayor ran over there and chased them out and people threw fruit at them. I guess the lesson is those of us with no reason to fear ICE (I mean, for now; I know these things escalate) should, if we're able, get in their face and do what we can to run them off. This is state-sponsored terrorism and those of us who can stand up for the people being terrorized should do what we can.
It was all a misunderstanding: Hegseth heard there was a keg there getting rained on
"Echo One, Echo Actual, we have multiple unfriendlies lined up on Wilshire Boulevard calling us names and being really mean." Bingo. All of LA needs to come out and taunt these muttherfuggers a second time!
OPERATION EXCALIBUR
He Who Pulls This Sword From Out Trump's Ass
Shall Hereinafter Be Known As
The True-Born And Rightful
KING SHIT
Of All The Park
That idiotic little foray across the field was like something out of a Monty Python skit.
Except for the people who were terrorized by it