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"oh, he don' need to speak no English...th' barrel of my peni...err, rifle speaks the Unaversal Language"

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Didn't we see these guys doing cos-play at Derpcon?

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Dang, you beat me to it. South Carolina's population is 50% lower tonight and it's average IQ is 200% higher.

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In this case that would take some precise marksmanship. Like shooting a Vienna sausage off the center field cheap seats from home plate.

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Brings a whole new meaning to circle jerk.

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I'm more worried about an incident when (not if) they shoot somebody else-- it's as likely to be a some tan citizen, or (God forbid) the local cops wondering about all the hide-and-point-guns going on.

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Bass Pro

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look at who they're hanging out with- I'd be scared too

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hate to tell these nitwits, but the cartels and gangs don't give the slightest fuck about them.

also too, most of those Honduran eight years olds aren't actually armed, so they can unclench their butt cheeks and quit worrying about any international incidents

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I wondered that my own self. Nothing I came up with seemed likely, for some reason.

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So, the only source for the notion that there are "dozens" of these yoyos is the Patriots Information Hotline, and its list of 10 "groups".

As far as I can see from the slideshow in the linked article, almost all of the photos are of the same group of nine pictured above. Maybe there is one separate group of three, maybe not. I'm not saying the Patriots Information Hotline is making shit up, I'm just saying.

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<i>“You see an illegal. You point your gun dead at him, right between his eyes, and you say, ‘Get back across the border or you will be shot.’”</i>

Ironically enough, in a confrontation with a child from a non-bordering country seeking asylum, the 'illegal' is the uninvited, non-deputized, trespassing idiot with the ski-mask and the semi-auto. Having set foot across the border, the kid is legally entitled to remain until they've had their due process.

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“(Rules of Engagement) is if in fear of bodily injury, weapons free, if fired upon, return fire. Real simple.”

So, they're going to let anyone who is not armed walk right past them?

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Faces are blurred because of fear of being identified by their parole officers.

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I think you mean Hee-Haw.

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