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They're comin' back baby!

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I like milk...

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Fake News. The reason people were drinking milk at HWNDU was because of this: https://www.youtube.com/wat...You're cancer kys

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Oat milk? WTF is that? Since I'm lazy in the morning, I rarely "eat" breakfast, instead mix up some "organic" (hah! if only you knew) sports nutrition powder (yeah some of them can be consumed without growing gills or turning green and exploding) that's mainly oat flour, whey and vanilla. It tastes fine mixed with most any liquid, 500 balanced calories in 10 seconds, my kind of meal! But oat milk? Never have seen that.

They make hemp milk, too; I thought that would sell off the shelves, but it doesn't. Maybe it will be made from the good parts in a few years?

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Also, if this is their reasoning, they still haven't got a prayer. (NSFW)https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I got nothing here. Except to quote from a forgotten planning commissioner in Anaheim way back, when planning commish were men and junkyard dogs were scared. And he said to a junkyard owner pleading mercy:

"The mother's milk of human kindness soured in me a long time ago, sir. Your petition is denied."

Said commissioner should also be noted for telling AT&T to fuck off on their application for a new thing atop a building: "That tower looks like the Devil before breakfast."

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There really is nothing that is too stupid for 4chan.

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Honestly, one of the things that irritates me about 4chan is that it looks like it's from the early 2000s. Like, HTML and CSS have a lot more functionality now, and you can even include JavaScript and jQuery to make it super cool!

Even if you want to just keep it a simple message board, it doesn't have to look 15 years old.

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They are going to be in for a nasty surprise once they hit their early 40's...

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I don't even put milk on cereal anymore. Frosted flakes stay crispier in vodka anyway.

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Punks are violently anti Nazi, other than that it is an hilarious image.

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I think pretty much anyone is going to have symptoms of lactose intolerance after that much milk, no?

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I drink it up!!!!

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übermensch milche!

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Oat milk happens when you soak oats in water for a time, and the liquid that results is oat milk.

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I chug milk on occasion. I like milk. I hate that these hornswoggling neo-nazi half-wits are inflicting their infamy on my perfectly normal, perfectly natural milk-chugging lifestyle.

(Also: cream is for chumps.)

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