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Vienna Woods's avatar

Then there's the Wesen. Better steer clear.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Could it be that Obama is the only political figure they actually recognize? That they couldn't name their Representative or Senator to save their lives?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Whatever man. I'm more of Minesweeper guy myself, but to each his own.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I like the Hendrix version where he says her breath smelt like wet pussy.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I'm a millennial, and I don't know who Lena Dunham is!

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

MARGIN OF ERROR ALERT- +/- 2.1 percentage points survey-wide. Half think one thing; half thing the other.

Lot_49's avatar

Yep, but Van did write the song, in all it's three-chord majesty. Only "Astral Weeks," with a minimalist<i> two </i>chords (A-major and D -major, for all you aspiring geezer rock stars) surpassed it.

Lot_49's avatar

No, but if he paid their American Express bills without questioning any of the charges, he'd do better in the polls.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Kids today! Back in my day we had the fashion sense to wear our onions and not eat them and when we had a government official that we didn’t take a hankerin’ to we gave them the old 23 skidoo treatment... with VOTES!!!!1!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You'd probably get the same numbers if you asked them if they wanted to recall Romney.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Dear Editrix,

Fuck you, too! I don't really follow how this makes millenials different from the Baby Boomers and Gen X-ers. (Everyone's an asshole. Or at least about half of everyone.)

Your faithful reader,

delaney_blom, a millenial (I think, what's the year range for this?)

PS My mom's really going to let you have it when I tell her about this.

Painter of Goats's avatar

But is it okay if we're sitting in a room <i>near</i> a pair of pants? I'm still a little shaky on the Wonkette Code of Conduct.

Lot_49's avatar

Uh, Professor, I tbought "Gloria" was a song by Van Morrison. Did I do something wrong? And will this be on the test?

diogenez's avatar

Note to POTUS: just pat them on the head. A little praise does wonders with this demographic.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>I don’t like punk music and Patti Smith is dumb.</i>

That's so cute. Do they also say "pisgetti"?