What's up, Millennials? Being special snowflakes? We know it is hard out there -- we really do! For instance, there are no jobs for you, and that is terrible! Sure, you also have a wee little tendency to yell at your bosses they are not the boss of you and you are the smartest and bestest and know way more than them and you are never to be criticized ever, which is a weird way to keep the jobs you actually get, but as we all know you don't take those jobs anyway, because they insist
Could it be that Obama is the only political figure they actually recognize? That they couldn't name their Representative or Senator to save their lives?
Yep, but Van did write the song, in all it&#039;s three-chord majesty. Only &quot;Astral Weeks,&quot; with a minimalist<i> two </i>chords (A-major and D -major, for all you aspiring geezer rock stars) surpassed it.
Kids today! Back in my day we had the fashion sense to wear our onions and not eat them and when we had a government official that we didn&rsquo;t take a hankerin&rsquo; to we gave them the old 23 skidoo treatment... with VOTES!!!!1!
Fuck you, too! I don&#039;t really follow how this makes millenials different from the Baby Boomers and Gen X-ers. (Everyone&#039;s an asshole. Or at least about half of everyone.)
Your faithful reader,
delaney_blom, a millenial (I think, what&#039;s the year range for this?)
PS My mom&#039;s really going to let you have it when I tell her about this.
But is it okay if we&#039;re sitting in a room <i>near</i> a pair of pants? I&#039;m still a little shaky on the Wonkette Code of Conduct.
Then there&#039;s the Wesen. Better steer clear.
Could it be that Obama is the only political figure they actually recognize? That they couldn&#039;t name their Representative or Senator to save their lives?
Whatever man. I&#039;m more of Minesweeper guy myself, but to each his own.
I like the Hendrix version where he says her breath smelt like wet pussy.
I&#039;m a millennial, and I don&#039;t know who Lena Dunham is!
MARGIN OF ERROR ALERT- +/- 2.1 percentage points survey-wide. Half think one thing; half thing the other.
Yep, but Van did write the song, in all it&#039;s three-chord majesty. Only &quot;Astral Weeks,&quot; with a minimalist<i> two </i>chords (A-major and D -major, for all you aspiring geezer rock stars) surpassed it.
No, but if he paid their American Express bills without questioning any of the charges, he&#039;d do better in the polls.
Kids today! Back in my day we had the fashion sense to wear our onions and not eat them and when we had a government official that we didn&rsquo;t take a hankerin&rsquo; to we gave them the old 23 skidoo treatment... with VOTES!!!!1!
You&#039;d probably get the same numbers if you asked them if they wanted to recall Romney.
Dear Editrix,
Fuck you, too! I don&#039;t really follow how this makes millenials different from the Baby Boomers and Gen X-ers. (Everyone&#039;s an asshole. Or at least about half of everyone.)
Your faithful reader,
delaney_blom, a millenial (I think, what&#039;s the year range for this?)
PS My mom&#039;s really going to let you have it when I tell her about this.
But is it okay if we&#039;re sitting in a room <i>near</i> a pair of pants? I&#039;m still a little shaky on the Wonkette Code of Conduct.
Uh, Professor, I tbought &quot;Gloria&quot; was a song by Van Morrison. Did I do something wrong? And will this be on the test?
Note to POTUS: just pat them on the head. A little praise does wonders with this demographic.
<i>I don&rsquo;t like punk music and Patti Smith is dumb.</i>
That&#039;s so cute. Do they also say &quot;pisgetti&quot;?