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Dave Zirkle's avatar

What we have here is two assholes. Both of them are weird and fugly. The scant bran cells they share are assholes as well because that miniscule number of brain cells live in asshole brains. These two individuals should not be allowed to breed and produce more assholes.

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un poco loco's avatar

Milo vs Nick: I can't even. JHFC.

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Linda Osika's avatar

I just threw up in mouth.....

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John Vreeland's avatar

Nick Fuentes has made statements that make me suspect he may be incapable, or asexual, or possibly homosexual. Milo, otoh, seems to be bi, and is actively sexual, so this would not be much of a contest.

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Sarah Smile's avatar

"Statements", and also being caught looking at trans porn, and "accidentally" livestreaming himself watching gay porn.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

" • No Dave Rubin-style pay to play

• You cannot rape-you must succeed in courting a woman and persuading her to breed with you.

• Children must be conceived naturally, as a product of ordinary intercourse and not in-vitro fertilization or other artificial methods loathsome to God

• In the event of a tie, marriage to the mother shall be the determining factor"

So, not going out on a limb here I'm going to say that there will be no winners. Especially if either of these choads manages to breed.

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beb's avatar

"Especially if either of these choads manages to breed. " It will be our loss.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

There may be worse pick-up lines than "I want you to breed with me" but I don't want to know them.

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Mike Krumrei's avatar

I bet Milo is SO VERY PISSED he missed out on the latest round of free dirty Russian rubles Putin is spreading around the dankest corners of the internet.

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Dave Gesell's avatar

As I read this post, one word kept popping into my head. That word? Weird.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

mebbe he thinks it is like making a cake.... you can't make babby batter without cracking a few eggs.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Gross but plausible

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Seems to me like he's worse lately," said the swamper. "He got married a couple of weeks ago. Wife lives over in the boss's house. Seems like Curley is cockier'n ever since he got married."

George grunted, "Maybe he's showin' off for his wife."

The swamper warmed to his gossip. "You seen that glove on his left hand?"

"Yeah. I seen it."

"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."

"Vaseline? What the hell for?"

"Well, I tell ya what- Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."

George studied the cards absorbedly. "That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said.

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"Listen to me, you crazy bastard," he said fiercely. "Don't you even take a look at that bitch. I don't care what she says and what she does. I seen 'em poison before, but I never seen no piece of jail bait worse than her. You leave her be."

Lennie tried to disengage his ear. "I never done nothing, George."

"No, you never. But when she was standin' in the doorway showin' her legs, you wasn't lookin' the other way, neither."

"I never meant no harm, George. Honest I never."

"Well, you keep away from her, cause she's a rattrap if I ever seen one. You let Curley take the rap. He let himself in for it. Glove fulla vaseline," George said disgustedly. "An' I bet he's eatin' raw eggs and writin' to the patent medicine houses."

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Aocm🇨🇦's avatar

is it any wonder that I love Wonkette, with content like this?! 🤡😅💙🌊🇺🇲

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Who knew an incel pissing-contest would be this much fun?

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Sandra's avatar

I think the winner would be the one fathering the MOST children, not the other way around, no?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Sure, until you factor in three middle-school talent shows all on one night.

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Missy's avatar

Are we sure these are actually humans

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Hominids, at least. I guess.

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CJLB's avatar

I watched the video. I've not seen Fuentes speak before and, wow, just wow. Are we sure he's not an Onion AI or something? That's a human being, speaking human words? As for the other guy, I have no words. These people appear to be freaks of nature. They actually have followers?

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

The things that little boys get up to. In my day it was armed robbery and running a book on illegal chicken fistfights.

Now, it's measuring phantom masculinity over the internet.

I remember when all this was primordial chaos. Now it's empty shopping centres.

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KHolbekistan's avatar

Just be gay and be ok, boys. Nothing wrong with that.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Personally I wish they would just marry one another and go live in a cabin in the mountains, preferably in Siberia.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

"I hear Venus is nice this time of year."

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Lady Tavestock's avatar

When it comes right down to it, every moment is "directly after eating".

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