Florida. It’s a marvelous place, no? A place so resplendent that millionaire Major League Baseball players choose not only to call the state home, but to live in a camper behind a Florida Walmart , because Florida is just that fucking wonderful, even in a camper behind a Walmart.
This is coming. Already they have pushed through laws and under-the-table deals to forbid discussion of global warming in Florida. Nothing is too shameless for the Waltons.
I live under a bridge that is a crucial part of I-95, in north fl. I throw rocks at all vehicles with out of state plates. I shoot at U-Hauls, but only the ones in south bound lanes.
A minor second – What a Republican Congressweasel sometimes has to settle for, after an adult first.
You've got to wonder where a guy would go to fence a set of hot pipes. This isn't Edinburgh, you know.
If theft is the only thing that prevents some asshole playing the bagpipes at 6AM, I'll allow it.
Basketball shorts? Sounds blah.
What's the difference between a banjo player and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?
The skunk was probably on his way to a gig.
Are they terroirists?
How can you tell when a stage is level? When the banjoist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
"an Emirates law on slandering his employer."
"Dang! Why didn't we think of that?" - Walton family members
Yeah... not seeing the crime here, all things considered.
You'd be surprised to see where those wackjobs show up.http://gawker.com/5839609/s...
Now with extra Sharia!
Drivers avoid hitting the skunk.
This is coming. Already they have pushed through laws and under-the-table deals to forbid discussion of global warming in Florida. Nothing is too shameless for the Waltons.
His deaf next door neighbor?
Worse, sommelien terroirists.
I live under a bridge that is a crucial part of I-95, in north fl. I throw rocks at all vehicles with out of state plates. I shoot at U-Hauls, but only the ones in south bound lanes.