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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

A minor second – What a Republican Congressweasel sometimes has to settle for, after an adult first.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You've got to wonder where a guy would go to fence a set of hot pipes. This isn't Edinburgh, you know.

The Quirk's avatar

If theft is the only thing that prevents some asshole playing the bagpipes at 6AM, I'll allow it.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Basketball shorts? Sounds blah.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

What's the difference between a banjo player and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?

The skunk was probably on his way to a gig.

ahughes798's avatar

Are they terroirists?

ahughes798's avatar

How can you tell when a stage is level? When the banjoist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"an Emirates law on slandering his employer."

"Dang! Why didn't we think of that?" - Walton family members

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah... not seeing the crime here, all things considered.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This is coming. Already they have pushed through laws and under-the-table deals to forbid discussion of global warming in Florida. Nothing is too shameless for the Waltons.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

His deaf next door neighbor?

pstokk's avatar

Worse, sommelien terroirists.

blaid droog's avatar

I live under a bridge that is a crucial part of I-95, in north fl. I throw rocks at all vehicles with out of state plates. I shoot at U-Hauls, but only the ones in south bound lanes.