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A minor second – What a Republican Congressweasel sometimes has to settle for, after an adult first.

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You've got to wonder where a guy would go to fence a set of hot pipes. This isn't Edinburgh, you know.

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If theft is the only thing that prevents some asshole playing the bagpipes at 6AM, I'll allow it.

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Basketball shorts? Sounds blah.

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What's the difference between a banjo player and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?

The skunk was probably on his way to a gig.

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Are they terroirists?

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How can you tell when a stage is level? When the banjoist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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"an Emirates law on slandering his employer."

"Dang! Why didn't we think of that?" - Walton family members

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Yeah... not seeing the crime here, all things considered.

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You'd be surprised to see where those wackjobs show up.http://gawker.com/5839609/s...

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Drivers avoid hitting the skunk.

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This is coming. Already they have pushed through laws and under-the-table deals to forbid discussion of global warming in Florida. Nothing is too shameless for the Waltons.

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His deaf next door neighbor?

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Worse, sommelien terroirists.

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I live under a bridge that is a crucial part of I-95, in north fl. I throw rocks at all vehicles with out of state plates. I shoot at U-Hauls, but only the ones in south bound lanes.

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