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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Our town has a noon siren as well. Don't know what the justification is.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

My old man worked on the SAGE project when I was a kid.

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lower case's avatar

Who on earth has ever found a siren comforting?

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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

Know what would be really nostalgic and heritage-loving? How about everybody in town having a button installed in their home or apartment and anybody can set the siren off for an hour, with no way to turn it off, any time they get the notion? If not set off for an hour, it goes off randomly for an hour.

Now, that is unique and down-home small-towny.

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Ray Bluth's avatar

"Regardless, willful ignorance about the past remains a key part of America's legacy." As does suppressing actions of white people against people of color. (See Tulsa 1921.)

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Frankly, Minden is utterly unworthy to suck any ass. We have sundown towns in this Illinois county. Fuck 'em all.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

A little bit of det cord would do the job.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

My county has/had sirens, but also too Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant. FFS! If those sirens went off and it wasn't a scheduled test, it was time to kiss your ass good-bye.

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Jensie's avatar

Except for the monthly noon siren to test it. I always wondered what would happen if a tornado touched down at noon

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Tosca's avatar

What the HELL, America.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

wilful ignorance sums up america, full stop (sorry guys, but you have kind of made a virtue of it all over the place)

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Jeff's avatar

Yup. If you've never ventured much beyond Vegas or Reno-Sparks you can trust this as true.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Well, if it's just a charming dinner bell, let's start blasting it every hour on the hour between noon and midnight so that people can know the time constantly. That'll be fine, right?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wait wait wait...The complained they no longer had a dinner bell, at 630, but did NOT complain when their dinner bell went off an hour and a half earlier?YeahTotes about having a dinner bell.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, FFS. Ta, Stephen.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Is that your culture and heritage? That's not my culture and heritage.

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