Minneapolis Finally Gets A Mayoral Candidate That Will Only Masturbate At Home Like He Is Supposed To
Remember Jeff Wagner? He's the Minneapolis mayoral candidate that filmed his last political ad in a lake, wearing underwear, drinking coffee. He's part of a wide variety of weird found among the 35 (!!) candidates running for mayor here. We have to hand it to Mr. Wagner, though. With this last ad he is really pulling away from the pack in terms of sheer oddity. PRO-TIP AND SPOILER ALERT: don't watch this thing at work unless you work like bloggers do, in the filth of your own home, because it is pretty not safe-ish.
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Interrupting his jacking off to remind people to vote. Already Ted Cruz is changing the political landscape.
If the south is like the redneck cousins that America never invites over for Thanksgiving, Minnesota must be the daft uncle who's been quietly losing his mind in the upstairs room that he hardly ever leaves. At some point, you know that someone's gonna have to do something, but nobody wants to talk about it.