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schmannity's avatar

Interrupting his jacking off to remind people to vote. Already Ted Cruz is changing the political landscape.

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If the south is like the redneck cousins that America never invites over for Thanksgiving, Minnesota must be the daft uncle who's been quietly losing his mind in the upstairs room that he hardly ever leaves. At some point, you know that someone's gonna have to do something, but nobody wants to talk about it.

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"What just happened didn't really happen."

Eye-bleach consumption notwithstanding, that was actually a pretty funny trolling of the GOP's "not meant to be a factual statement", "anybody who quotes me is lying" contingent. If he were trying to take away a teabagger's office, I'd vote for him.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

probably not the best video to watch on a crowded plane...

Lot_49's avatar

Damn gummint building all those roads and crowding out the private sector. Good thing they don't do that with mass transit, too, or we'd have light rail all over the damn place.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Glad to see Jesse Ventura's son following in his footsteps...

PubOption's avatar

I think it's fake. I doubt that he could reach shirt-pocket level.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's a shake weight people!!1!

get yer minds out of the gutter...

Jared James's avatar

California, Arizona and Florida really need to step up their game, is all I'm saying.