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PsycWench's avatar

They only need them if they are going to use them, at least the part above the brainstem.

PsycWench's avatar

Exhibit 1: Year 2012, Fox news on the night of Obama's re-election.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...silly, silly, Kitty! Northerners have entirely too many teeth to be "enlightened"!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...that and the fact that incest, rape and/or proper sex education has historically never led to slavery. The fukking right-wing should leave comedy/satire to lid-tards, because their complete lack of empathy oozes through every-time. These motherfukkers are <strong>SOCIOPATHS</strong>

fuflans's avatar

i think it's a little like the 'lost in america' nest idea principle:

"You may not use that word. It is off-limits to you. Only those in this house that understand the nest egg may use it. And don’t use any part of it either. Don’t use “nest.” Don’t use “egg.” You’re out in the forest, you can point - the bird lives in a round stick. And … and … you have things over easy with toast."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Republicans claim to hate government power. Tyranny, they call it. Environmental protections? TYRANNY! Feed the hungry? CONFISCATORY TYRANNY! Gun safety? TO THE BARRICADES!!1!

Except when it comes to sins they don't personally claim to commit. Welfare is sloth. Abortion is lust. Drugs are gluttony. Background checks for guns is ... um ... um ... well, they just like shooting things and people. Higher minimum wage is greed.

bobbert's avatar

I now have to decide if an "Aristocrats" family car sticker is worth $9.99.

Thanks, Mahousu.

Lot_49's avatar

Minnesota Republican Party Chairman Keith Downey explained that <strike>the post resulted from</strike> too many people <strike>being authorized to</strike> post to the Facebook...

//fixed

schmannity's avatar

Isn't the "don't buy one" is to opposition to slavery as "don't get one" is to opposition to abortion?

Mahousu's avatar

... but you repeat yourself.

Mahousu's avatar

Just FYI, <a href="http:\/\/www.thisiswhyimbroke.com\/donut-usb" target="_blank">these exist</a>.