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☭¯\_(ツ)_/¯☭ ✯The Wickerman✯'s avatar

I can't do that, I moved here from Wisconsin myself, where we ate the properly-named casseroles.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...lol, I always use that on my wife when I screw up(which is often).

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WampusKat's avatar

Yeah, we refer to this particular wormhole as the Tea Party Birchers: http://www.irehr.org/tag/te...

It's who brought us Trump: http://dneiwert.blogspot.co... >>> http://www.politicalresearc... >>> http://www.irehr.org/2014/0...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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wavicles's avatar

Alledgedly virginal. If you don't like to take a large lingham, don't, but that shouldn't stop him from enjoying them.

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My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

So Jason shouldn't mind if I choose to make him my slave, right? As long as don't complain if someone else chooses to not have a slave.

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mary5920's avatar

Another nitwit that doesn't understand how insurance works.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I certainly won't complain.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

He will join the ranks of the likes of Christine O'Donnell and that "rape is part of gawd's plan" dude from Indiana, where the right decided ideological positions "trump" any vague notion of mainstream voter appeal.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I noticed also too that in his little question, he cast himself only as the slave owner, and worried about the federal government infringing his choice to own someone else... because, naturally, in his Wingnutopia, HE would never be the slave, and the feelings and choices of the kind of people who would be enslaved - people of color and women, mostly - don't count.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Right you are. They dream the glorious dream of white "Christian" theocracy, theocracy with creamy white thighs.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Funny, I thought it was the GOP who so fervently "cared about abortion and gay marriage".

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Having been subjected to his radio show in the family minivan growing up, I can confirm. "Libertarian" with a mitre and scepter, you betcha.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Thou shalt not coverture neighbor's wife. It's right there in Teh Bibble!

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Pretty much everywhere outside the 494/694 beltway. I'm going to play "count the yard signs" on my Shakopee delivery shift tonight. And then I'm going to sniff some glue.

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